If there was tea The Best of Pd, Last Monday’s Zoom Connection evening would rightly be among the first titles in the line-uponly to end up in the platinum box within the next decade, perhaps alongside the limited edition non-win of the unreachable Bersani from 2013.
Not so much on the subject covered during the exhausting online meetingbetween parliamentarians and regional associations, or the Gpahow much for the surreal decision that was made in the endmaybe due to fatigue, dry mouth or other seasonal ailments, find out.
Historians faced with the arduous task of recounting the parables of the left They will give credit to the President of the Deputies, Chiara Braga. Who will call his secretary? Elly Schlein which, since February 25th, has registered universal copyright on the Aventine, valid in all political markets from Brussels to Montecitorio.
Elly’s expertise in this field is widely recognized, exhausted in a few months a great internal and external competition. Elly’s method is so simple, it’s like you’ve never thought of it! There is a problem? Leave the classroom and pretend nothing happenedif they ask you a question, an answer about patriarchy or climate change, even better about “supercazzola” Tognazian memory. In the meantime, leave the chamber for the problem to be solved.
The story deserves it even if it is well known a summary: Just last week, the House Group meets on Zoom for Discuss the Majority Bill (originally signed by Carolina Varchi) that aims to make crime in the GPA universal. And everything is fine here, comrades, let’s vote against. But then the classic nitpick appears: the evil Riccardo Magiin whose blood runs a trickle of that radiant nuisance that was Marco Panellahe invents the amendment to clarify the Solidarity GPA. In practice, this is the classic “acchiappacitrulli” amendment.
That in a serious world To evaluate it, one would analyze the percentages that he has of passing the gauntlet of Montecitorio, ie zero. That’s the beauty of the Democratic Party An internal war erupts over a constitutional amendment that is never passed. Stuff that Clausewitz wouldn’t understand so much, but not even Gribaudo’s neighbor.
We vote no, we abstain, but actually we’d like to vote yes, we vote yes, no, come on, we can’t vote yes, and then we’re Catholics and feminists at home. How come, comrades, mumble, mumble? In the end, the genius that we know to be intuition, a look, and speed of execution imposes itself. Chiara Braga, who had proposed an abstention, is enlightened on the secretary’s copyright: what’s the problem, let’s leave the hemicycle?. So the meeting ends at nightfall, with faces resembling those of the participants who don’t know if they’re dealing with an absolute genius or just the last “fool” of the evening.
The next day, in the chamber, The vote on the PDL Varchi is postponed to the following week. And never let a controversy about the Democratic Party wait as long as it does in the days to come a war, a red-hot battle. The Catholics withdraw, first Delrio, then Lorenzo Guerini. Then come the women in turn: Marianna Madia, Paola De Micheli, Lia Quartapelle. The deputy leader of the parliamentary group, Paolo Ciani, also intervenes, but does not count, he belongs to another party. And so that we don’t miss anything, Sandra Zampa also makes her voice heard on the paper.
In short, the bingo reopens, seventeen a’disgrazia, forty-eight o’ muorto who speaks who Then who got Elly to say in the beginning that she was pro-GPA, oh blessed unconsciousness. The result is this On the PDL Varchi Magi amendment, we will see some good proposals in the Chamber starting tomorrow And The Democratic Party will eventually vote in a “creative” way. Of course, fans of the bike kick with final contortion are already lurking: there are those who are betting on another Best of Day to close the box set in time for the upcoming Christmas holidays.
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