Four years after the legalization of cannabis in Canada (a decision that, we recall, enriched many friends of the PLC who had sensed the turning point and converted to growing medical marijuana while waiting for the big day to come – accidentally , no doubt – soon after), the black market is still thriving.
A reality that is all the more annoying since the idea behind this legalization was precisely to cut the rug out from under organized crime.
HEY YOU BOY!
In Quebec, SQDC sales are stagnant.
More than 40% of stoners continue to buy their stash from Johnny rather than the state-owned stores, which look like a cross between Soviet consumer-distribution outlets designed by Scandinavian architects who took too much CBD and old sets of futuristic labs built in the Garbage found cans Canal Famille.
Hardly if the employees don’t wear a white dog, like the Chinese doctor who sells foot massagers on TV between steak knife commercials…
Could it be that SCQD’s disappointing performance is due to the fact that you have to be 21 to buy pot in Quebec?
Which one of you waited until you were 21 to roll your first joint?
After that, the government wonders why people who smoke weed avoid the SQDC…
They target people who wait until they are 21 to smoke weed!!!
You are as cool as a Café Chrétien thinking of attracting young people by playing long games of Michel Fugain and the Grand Bazaar!
“Hey, you boy! Did you just turn 21? Do you want to experiment and broaden your horizons? Come to the SQDC near you, we have good products for you! And bring your menopausal mom, she’ll love our oils! »
FREEZE HEALTH
Torontonians have been able to get home delivery since Monday thanks to Uber Eats Pot.
Tell me about an action!
From the pot that gives you the munchies and an all-dressed pizza! All this in the same delivery!
This is referred to as “customer experience”.
It must be said that SQDC in Quebec is sandwiched between two missions. First, to bring money into the treasury (that is, to increase sales). But secondly, do it responsibly — unlike Johnny, who doesn’t need to be speeding down the freeway with one foot on the brake.
Result of this double message: We are gogo, but not too much.
Do young people love fruit and chocolate flavored jujubes?
SQDC sells Cauliflower and Beet Flavored Gummy Bears!
No joke!
In Quebec we freeze the vines, but stay healthy!
What about kale hash?
It’s no secret that legalizing pot was a federal idea stuffed down the throat of François Legault.
So he does it like the king.
He kisses her, but quickly. On the cheek.
With pursed lips.
- Listen to the live broadcast of the Martineau – Dutrizac meeting every day at 11:23 a.m. above QUB radio :
