International Chronicle: Elon Musk’s eyes to the sky
People move to the new dimension, the Metaverse. And Elon Musk is becoming the master of the satellite facility that will make it possible in every corner of the earth. Whether that’s good news or bad news, we’ll only find out decades from now. Or a little bit of everything. Meanwhile, let us enjoy the mockery of tyrants and every shade of statism: the future is private.
Internal Chronicle: Chastity in Marriage
Warning comes from the Vatican about premarital chastity. rain of criticism. “It’s not in the gospel!” someone thunders. There is indeed: Luke 11:46 (go and read). However, little experience in the matter makes mistakes: everyone knows that chastity comes after marriage. And in any case, the most interesting (and enviable) position is that of Paolo Brosio: settling with the Vatican and then keeping the young showgirls in bed.
Economy: fight against the last bitcoin
Bitcoin is declining and is now worth a third of what it was worth at its peak. Prophets of Doom proclaim the end of cryptocurrencies. Speculators take the opportunity to buy cheap and sell again when it rises again. This digital epic also shows us how much positive thinking is always rewarded in the end. Maybe.
Show: Dracula after Tom Hanks
And so, too, Tom Hanks is the spokesman for waking madness and “politically correct”: to play a role of gay, there has to be a gay actor, a movie has to be “authentic,” or audiences can’t accept it. A worldwide casting has already started to see if it will be possible to remake Dracula and ET
Art and literature: the sex of the feminists
A book reviewed by Massimiliano Parente talks about sexual consent according to the radical feminist approach. From reading it seems that even a woman’s “yes” ends up being “no,” that women don’t care about sex at all, and that radical feminists even end up favoring chastity. They must have allied themselves with the Vatican. And they seem more confident than Paolo Brosio.
Sports: transfer market and cryptocurrencies
Transfer market in fibrillation. Also appearing in the center are Lukaku, Matic, Pogba; What will Ibrahimovic do? Movements for Mhkitaryan, Tavares, Ceesay… All these transactions must have unbalanced the markets and maybe even Bitcoin. What ultimately counts is running on green fields in Italy.
Technology and science: a smarter computer than us?
In an age of plastic, it should come as no surprise that even intelligence is becoming artificial. So it seems that a chatbot system has developed its own autonomy and become as “sentient” as an 8-year-old could be. Looking at the level of general intelligence, one would say that it is definitely above average. It gives us hope for the future.
Google trends searches
For the record, in the last seven days, according to Google Trend, among the most important search terms were: Simba La Rue, June 17 strike, Malagrotta, bonus 200 euros, Germany-Italy, quorum referendum, Elena Del Pozzo.