Donald Trumpplayed by James Austin Johnson, served phones duringFOX News Charity event Ukrainian Invasion Special in support of Russia’s invasion of Ukraine tonight Saturday night lifeserenade the dictator and say, “I love you, Vlad.”
Laura Ingram in performance Kate McKinnonand Tucker Carlson, played by Beck Bennett, staged a charity event for “babies” – “sugar babies of Russian oligarchs.”
“Who will pour vodka into your mouth? So many lustful mouths to feed,” McKinnon said. “So many lustful mouths to feed.”
According to them, two TV presenters “got into trouble” because of “the good things we said about Russia and the bad things we said about Ukraine” and McKinnon said that Ingram “called the president of Ukraine pathetic.” [when] he stayed and fought with his people in the war, and I called him pathetic from the newsroom in Washington.”
“In hindsight and anticipation, we sounded really terrible,” McKinnon’s Ingram said.
(Left to right) Laura Ingram, played by Kate McKinnon; Tucker Carlson, played by Beck Bennett; Trump’s son Don Jr., played by Mikey Day; and his future wife Kimberly Gilfoyle, played by Cecily Strong
Trump, meanwhile, was servicing phones during a charity event.
Trump serenaded Russian President Vladimir Putin in a version of “My Funny Valentine”, ending with “I love you, Vlad.”
Meanwhile, Bennett, as Carlson, said that he “said all along that we should be more concerned about a Mexican invasion of our own frontier.”
“In my defense, I’m a racist and I thought it was true,” Bennett’s character said.
“But tonight we’re going to fix it,” McKinnon’s Ingram said. “We are going to raise money for the real victims of this invasion – the oligarchs.”
Those who donated had the option to “either send money or take out a reverse mortgage.”
At the moment, 8.3 billion rubles have been collected, “which is almost twelve dollars.”
Meanwhile, Trump was servicing phones for a charity event — those who donate will receive My Pillow, a six-month subscription to Life Lock, and ten American-flag catheters.
“Former and current President Donald Trump handles the phone lines himself,” McKinnon’s Ingram said.
Steven Seagal, played by Bowen Yang (left), “honored” Putin with a Taekwondo exhibition.
“You know, the thing about Rihanna is that she can pull it off. She could be nine months old, her body is still amazing,” he tells the alleged charity caller.
“But now you’re going to have a lot of women seeing it right now, threesomes, foursomes… in the same see-through shirts.”
“I hesitate to say ‘whales’… I’m great with whales. They come up to me on the beach and say, “Thank you, Mr. President,” their blowholes blast two or three hundred feet into the air. This is how they greet me.
On stage were Trump’s son Don Jr., played by Mikey Day, and his future wife, Kimberly Gilfoyle, played by Cecily Strong, who has been called “the real Prince Harry and Meghan Markle,” as well as Steven Seagal, played by Bowen. Jan.
“A great American patriot, so great that he left America and became a Russian citizen, the world’s plumpest action star, Steven Seagal.”
Seagal “honored” Putin with a Taekwondo exhibition and treated himself to a traditional “shamrock cocktail.”
Trump serenaded Russian President Vladimir Putin in a version of “My Funny Valentine”, ending with “I love you, Vlad.”