June, July, August are the mildest months. September is also nice but we have less time to take care of it. October is the great beginning of good weather. He packs his bags. He opens the door. There is a gust. The leaves are turning red and the trees are bare.
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Then comes November, gray and brown and cold November. We can’t wait for him to go away. asap. But he stays there. The slowest. The beginning of December is still November. Nothing changes. It needs snow. And the snow doesn’t come. Even those who don’t like snow hope for it. singing to Bing Crosby. ” I dream of a white Christmas. »
January is January. Fret and snowy. Skiers ski, others can ski. You dig the entrance to get out. It’s dark and it’s not even evening yet. We’re starting to have the short fuse. It falls badly, it is necessary to clear up.
February, there is nothing to see and nothing to drink. The shortest month, a hundred times longer than all summer months combined. We can’t wait to kick off our boots to get a kick out of it.
And here comes March. Or that we will end up on Mars. After an endless journey. We’re so ready for a change of scenery. Finally ! Give us blue, green and light.
So what ? And so they announce 10 centimeters of snow for tomorrow. Well, for tomorrow for me. you should be there Or below. If the meteorologists are not mistaken, of course. It happens to them. Happily. Meteorologists are the only people who can fool us, and we’re happy about that.
Remember that Thursday, February 23rd we predicted a major storm in Montreal. We were advised to cancel our trips. The schools have decided to close. Appointments have been postponed. And then two or three grains fell. The weather bomb has become a wet firecracker. The streets were nice and clear. The depression had forked. Ours too. So much better.
Anyway, it was still February. If the disturbance had bothered us, our morale would have supported it. From now on it is dangerous for our mental balance. Snow in town, we’ve had enough.
If the experts are right today, are we losing ours? When will the extra snowflake fall? The snowflake that will make us overflow. That will make us crack.
Especially since we will meet many tanned compatriots in the next few days. Compatriots who cheated. Who went to the Republic or Mexico for publication.
It’s very disconcerting for someone who has been living below zero since November and rarely above to be confronted by someone returning from a week in 30 degrees. Especially since these people are rarely discreet. At the price their stay down south has cost them, they want to show they’ve been there. They rush to the grocery store in floral shirts as soon as they land. They wait for the bus and sing Hands Up. They arrive at the office and show their photos to make sure you see them even if you’ve logged off from their networks.
Don’t get too frustrated. They may have halved winter, but their bodies have adapted to the heat and sand. You get used to happiness quickly. The cold and snowstorm will only shock them more.
How can we all survive a harsh month of March when our resistance is exhausted?
We have to draw on our experience. Let us remember that we have survived much worse. Think of March 2020, the beginning of the end. And March 2021 wasn’t much better. March 2022 was the beginning of the end. We stuck our noses out of our masks, but we were still shaken.
We can therefore be sure that March 2023 will be the best month of March since a rental regardless of weather and weather.
Keep this in mind when clearing the steps of the stairs.
Above all, don’t think of March 2012, maple spring, it was 30 degrees…