AEW Dynamite Winnipeg in Canada, March 15, 2023
The commentators are Taz, Tony Schiavone and Excalibur.
– The AEW Dynamite begins with the commentators greeting.
– Justin Roberts introduces us to MJF coming into the ring to celebrate his birthday for this Re-Bar Mitzvah celebration. MJF says he knows Canadians aren’t too smart, Canadians thought Bret Hart was entertainment. Shawn is much better. MJF says we’re here to celebrate the biggest birthday, his birthday. In his religion, the only one that counts, Judaism, when a child turns 18, they have their bar mitzvah. He already had his bar mitzvah, but tonight we’re going to have a re-bar. For what ? Because he tapped Bryan Danielson to remain world champion.
MJF says he’s not just a man, he’s an Iron Man. MJF is asking to release their special mitzvah music. A group of men get in the ring to celebrate the Jewish celebration and dance, but the music of Jack Perry (Jungle Boy) starts and he gets in the ring! Jack Perry was about to speak when Sammy Guevara’s music cut him off. Guevara comes to the ring and Darby Allin’s music interrupts him. MJF asks everyone to be quiet. MJF Says They’re Ruining His Re-Bar Mitzvah So What Do They Want? The three wrestlers reply “a title fight”.
MJF says it’s adorable. Jack Perry says their last match was at Double or Nothing 2020, the first fanless PPV. They played for 20 minutes until MJF cheats and wins. Then her life took different directions. MJF received opportunities and spent his time on AEW Dark. Has MJF ever had a match like they did in Dark or Elevation or Rampage? MJF just walks around and does what he wants. Perry says it’s crazy because there’s a locker room that’s everything and maybe only 60 seconds into the show. MJF has been doing the same shit for a year now. This place is on MJF and the first way to change that is to take the title off it.
MJF says the company is turning against him because, unlike the three guys here and those behind the scenes, he’s a real star. Guevara says he’s not afraid to shoot this re-bar mitzvah and re-circumcision. Guevara says MJF has talked too much his entire life. MJF kisses ass and cheats to get in. Guevara says he had to spend 10 years on the Indy to fit and work in fast-food restaurants. When he finally got here, he was told he had to be the Inner Circle type to take the falls for Chris Jericho, but overcame every hurdle to become a three-time champion. He’s not like MJF, he never needed the machine to push him. He got here thanks to him and that will take him to the title. Like it or not, Guevara will be world champion because he’s the best and MJF knows it. MJF says it was delightful to steal his slogan. He credits Guevara for taking his busy time fighting backstage to get here. Darby Allin says his film professor told him in 2013 that he had to change everything about his project because the school wouldn’t accept it. So he left school to give her the balls to start wrestling. On his first day, he stood at the door and said he would pass or fail, but he would never change. Allin says he went to Tony Khan and told him there would never be a bidding war against him. Because AEW gives him something worth more than money, AEW gives him a chance to be himself. Allin says we have wrestlers complaining on twitter about leaving the company like MJF with his bid war shit. AEW means more to him than MJF, so he should be world champion. If he doesn’t have his title match…he’ll complain on Twitter…seriously, he’ll shove his skateboard in his head.
MJF is angry and tells him to stop. MJF insults the three by pointing out Guevara asking for a wife every seven months. Guevara says it’s funny knowing his fiancé left him. MJF says Perry has Christian, Guevara has Jericho, Allin has Sting and he has nobody. Since he doesn’t need his dad to help him with AEW, he’s been ready from day one. They are the pillars of AEW, they are the past, present and future of professional wrestling. But he is the only pillar that can sustain this place. He beat all three in a singles match and you think they deserve a title shot? No, they don’t deserve to approach him. The three will leave the party as no one was invited. And then he will eat his cake because he deserves it. MJF says goodbye to them and pushes Jack Perry, but a fight ensues between the four wrestlers. MJF falls on his cake when he is accidentally pushed by the three wrestlers.
– We present a video about Chris Jericho, who received the great honor of his city of Winnipeg: A street named after him.
– Back from the break comes the Dark Order.
Blackpool Combat Club (Jon Moxley, Claudio Castagnoli and Wheeler Yuta) vs Dark Order (Adam Hangman Page, Evil Uno and Stu Grayson)
At the end of the fight, Page prepares for his finisher, but Yuta hits him on the head with the bell while the referee comes in from behind. Uno and Grayson head to the ring for a three-on-two match. Uno manages to block Moxley’s finisher and gives him his Paradigm Shift. Grayson hits a 450 splash on Moxley and Uno hits his cannoball on Yuta. Uno covers for Moxley, but he fights back. Grayson and Uno then perform their Fatality on Moxley to cover it up, but Yuta breaks the count. Then Grayson goes to tag, but Yuta pulls the ring down on Uno. Castagnoli uppercuts Grayson and Moxley follows up with his bulldog choke to take out Grayson.
Winner: Blackpool Combat Club
– After the fight, Moxley pursues the submission. Uno goes back to the ring but he gets tackled three to one by the BCC. John Silver and Alex Reynolds get in the ring but the BCC flees through the crowd.
– We present a video about Juice Robinson. Robinson says everyone wants to know why he attacked Ricky Starks. It’s more about what Starks will do to respond to the attack?
– Back, Jade Cargill comes into the ring for her Open Challenge, which is open to Canadians only.
TBS Championship
Jade Cargill (c) accompanied by Leila Gray against Nicole Matthews
At the end of the fight, Cargill performed his pump kick on Nicole and chained to three with his Jaded in under a minute.
Winner: Jade Cargill (54-0)
– After the fight, Renee Paquette comes in the ring to give her comment on this new win and the sequel. Cargill asks if Paquette is from Canada. Cargill corners Paquette back and picks up his microphone. Cargill asks if Canada only offers this? Taya Valkyrie enters the ring ! Valkyrie and Cargill face each other in the ring. Cargill leaves the ring, Leila Gray goes to attack him but Valkyrie exhausts him.
– Behind the scenes, Tony Schiavone is dating Ricky Starks to have his answer to Juice Robinson. Starks says it’s easy to kick in the back. Robinson is jealous because he has the attention. Robinson did what? He’s in Bullet Club, that was cool in 2015. So if Robinson has a problem with him, he can come back. He can also bring back Bullet Club.
– Back, we present a video on the QTV. QT Marshall is with Powerhouse Hobbs and his talk show crew. His team reveals that it was Aaron Solo who was responsible for the theft in Wardlow’s car just before AEW Revolution. Marshall says it’s hilarious, but Wardlow took his momentum from him last year, so he shouldn’t be surprised. What does Wardlow expect next? Solo replies the same as Batista, no good. Hobbs welcomes Wardlow into his world.
– Commentators announce Rampage: An open challenge for the TNT title from Hobbs to Rampage.
International AEW Championship
Jeff Jarrett with his clan against Orange Cassidy (c)
At the end of the fight, the referee is accidentally hit. Sonjay Dutt throws the guitar in the ring but a referee comes to take his guitar away! Cassidy takes the opportunity to roll over Jarrett, but he fights off two. Jarrett kicks Cassidy in the leg and he argues with the ref. Cassidy takes the guitar but Satnam Singh takes it away. Cassidy plays the wrong move, the ref sends Singh and Dutt backstage! Cassidy uses the distraction to DDT Jarrett. Cassidy prepares for her finisher, but Jarrett talks to the ref. Jay Lethal beats Cassidy with the Golden Globe! Jarrett covers for Cassidy, but he fights off two! Trent Beretta arrives and attacks Lethal to fend him off. Cassidy wants to punch, but his knee hurts too much. Jarrett tries to take advantage with his stroke, but Cassidy knocks him off and hits him with an orange punch for a three count.
Winner: Orange Cassidy
– We present a promo video for the Trios Championship.
– Back, we present a rap video on The Acclaimed that insults the JAS.
– clan The outcasts comes in the ring. Ruby Soho says she has a story for us. There was a time when the grass was greener in AEW. Until some bitches urinate on these lawns. What do we do with these bitches? Saraya says you must show them that this is their home. Without her, there would be no women’s section here. Saraya asks fans to show respect, she is a miracle. Toni Storm says when she became interim champion she did it with a smile and nobody liked it. But our current champion beat it and we love it. Storm says we don’t know what we want. So you’re here to give us what we need and that’s a change in the department. They are the outcasts and they are here to stay. You will overtake all rookies. It starts with Sky Blue, Riho, Britt Baker and Jamie Hayter. Baker and Hayter enter the ring and the confrontation erupts! Baker and Hayter can’t go three against two. Soho does its “Destination Unknown” at Baker and Storm its “Storm Zero” at Hayter. Willow, Riho and Blue arrive in the ring and the Outcasts flee.
– Back, behind the scenes, we find Matt Menard and Angelo Parker. Menard says they love the rap on JAS, it was entertaining like the acclaimed video. They extended two invitations but spat in their faces. Parker says The Acclaimed should check out Rampage to see what they can do.
– Commentators announce for Rampage (which will air after the NCAA tournament): Menard and Parker vs. Bollywood Boyz, Taya Valkyrie will play her first match and Rey Fenix will take on Hobbs.
– Backstage, Rey Fenix announces that he will accept the Powerhouse Hobbs Open Challenge at Rampage.
Trios Championship – 3-Way Trios Match
House of Black (Malakai Black, Brody King and Buddy Matthews) (c) with Julia Hart vs. The Elite (Kenny Omega, Matt & Nick Jackson) with Don Callis & Michael Nakazawa vs. Jericho Appreciation Society (Chris Jericho, Daniel Garcia & Sammy Guevara)
During the fight, the Dark Order fights the Blackpool Combat Club behind the scenes.
Guevara does his Shooting Star Press on Matt and covers him, but King breaks the count. King shoots Matt to take the trailer. King charges Guevara at the corner and cannonballs at Guevara and another at Garcia. King finishes with his back senton on Guevara and throws it at Jericho for the day to take over. Jericho enters the ring surrounded by the House of Black and is beaten up. King makes his pile driver on Jericho and covers him, but Omega breaks the count. Garcia gives Jericho the baseball bat and he hits King in the face! Guevara starts Shooting Star Press on The Elite at the bottom of the ring. Jericho covers King, but he resists two! Jericho prepares for his finisher, but Black gives him his Black Mass. Jericho falls down the ring and Garcia takes the tag. Black gives him his Black Mass and King continues with his pile driver for the account of three.
Winner: House of Black
– After the fight, Jake Hager comes into the ring and starts fighting with the House of Black. The confrontation between the Dark Order and the BCC spills over into the ring. The show ends with the BCC deciding to leave with The Elite behind Page.
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