Now we know the reason Prince Harry waited so long before accepting his invitation to the coronation.
Far from worrying about his duty to king and country, he was obsessed with seating arrangements. He needed to know who he and Meghan would be sitting behind and in front of them if she wanted to attend.
What arrogance to refuse to say until the last minute whether they are coming or not. How rude not to reply by the RSVP date.
And all because the narcissistic prince was preoccupied with his own dignity and the couple’s place in the royal pecking order.
Harry and Meghan made their choice. They no longer work as royals. This vengeful couple should be thankful they even got an invite. And considering how rudely Harry accepted it, he should be placed behind a very tall pillar at the back of Westminster Abbey – an irrelevant substitute sitting in the dark.
The self-proclaimed feminist and activist for women’s empowerment has done nothing but berate the women in the royal family
Considering how rudely Harry accepted it, it should be placed at the back of Westminster Abbey, behind a very tall pillar
As for Meghan, I’m glad she’s not coming. But I bet not half as satisfied as the other female members of the royal family. Because the sad truth is that since Harry and Meghan left for California, the self-proclaimed feminist and female empowerment activist has done nothing but berate the women in the royal family. Like a sniper, she shot each of them down. First the Queen by explaining to Oprah Winfrey that a senior royal had questioned the color of their firstborn, implying the royal family was racist.
BBC techs us for fools
Three things emerged from BBC reporter James Clayton’s interview with Twitter boss Elon Musk. First, Musk was honest about his mistakes. Second, he has a sense of humor when he says he made his dog CEO. Third, that our cash-strapped BBC can afford a North American tech reporter!
Although the remark was clearly not directed at the monarch herself, as head of the family she would have been deeply offended.
Then Kate was murdered on the Duchess’ Netflix series for being cold and dismissive and making Megs cry before their wedding. When Sophie, then Duchess of Wessex, offered Meghan her helping hand, she was turned down.
Also targeted was Camilla in Harry’s book Spare, which was proofread by his wife. In it, Harry claimed she threw him “right under the bus” and “sacrificed” him on the altar of her PR operation to become queen.
Meghan has insulted every senior female family member. After welcoming her into their midst, they seemed to encounter only betrayal.
That’s why they’re all so glad she’s staying away. Forever, we hope.
Too quick to judge. . .
Taylor Swift is splitting from her actor boyfriend of six years, Joe Alwyn, and rumor has it she’s had at least eight boyfriends in 15 years. Her critics should shrug it off — she’s one of the most beautiful, talented, and successful artists on the planet, and that’s a modest sum. Mick Jagger had so many lovers in one night.
Taylor Swift is splitting from her actor boyfriend of six years, Joe Alwyn, and rumor has it she’s had at least eight boyfriends in 15 years
Fergie is forgotten
Ungracious not to invite the Duchess of York to the coronation of King Charles.
Despite being extremely annoying, Fergie has remained loyal to the royals and could have made millions writing bombshell books about Diana’s marriage or Charles’ infidelity, having had a ringside seat for decades.
To her credit, she never dished the dirt to the royals — perhaps because she was too busy cleaning up after Andrew.
Gentleman Farmers on TV
How chivalrous of Amanda Owen’s estranged husband Clive, the Yorkshire Shepherdess, to appear on TV and defend her after they had an affair for five years.
He blames the breakup on his own insecurity about their success and on his drinking and failure to support the mother of nine.
He may be right – after all, it takes two to make or break a marriage.
How gallant of Yorkshire Shepherdess Amanda Owens estranged husband Clive to appear on TV and defend her
All four austerity judges are calling for an 11 percent pay rise. Shirley Ballas is already getting £500,000 for three months of work. The extra £55,000 she wants is more than the £35,000 the professional dancers get for beating their hearts out and without which there wouldn’t be a show. A PR des-as-ter darling, as Craig Revel Horwood would say.
Farewell to Mary Quant who has passed away at the age of 93. The mother of the mini skirt got me in trouble with my mother for forbidding me to wear one. So I slipped into the mini and covered it up with a maxi wrap which I took off when I left the house. Mom was never smarter.
More than 1,000 viewers complained about Channel 4’s ‘Naked Education’, where differently shaped adults appear naked in front of children as young as 14 to normalize body types. Rough! But why blame only Ch4? What parent would even let their child on the show?
Westminster Wars
Keir Starmer insists some women have penises, while Rishi Sunak confirms that no woman has a penis. Well done Rishi, but a sad state of affairs when the country’s future depends on that kind of willing wave.
After the fallout of Keir Starmer’s election posters saying the Prime Minister believes sex offenders should not be jailed, Labor’s poll lead has shrunk to the smallest since Sunak became Prime Minister. The meaner Keir gets, the more Rishi’s ratings go up.
An insult that Liz Truss was chosen to deliver the Margaret Thatcher Freedom Lecture in Washington – when Lady T was leader of the opposition for four years, served as prime minister for nearly 12 years and won three general elections, while Truss lasted 49 days.
Nice to meet you too, Paul
The first episode of the final series of Paul O’Grady’s For The Love Of Dogs – shot before he died – ends with him dragging himself away from Peggy in Newfoundland. He leaves the poor mutt, still awaiting his forever home, an epitaph that could have come from the millions of fans who loved Paul so much himself: “Alright sweetie, it was nice knowing you. It’s hard to say goodbye.’
Amanda Holden returns to Britain’s Got Talent tonight, celebrating her 16th year on the show. Crikey, with that body, can she really be a 52-year-old mother of two? I used to think Amanda was a bit of a moron, but boy does she keep fighting. She’s doing BGT as well as a daily show on Heart Radio while staying happily married, so it’s a golden buzzer from me.
The posh doctors’ union leader behind the BMA strikes says he’s sorry he missed the strike because he’s on furlough on full pay. How about budding GP Robert Laurenson apologizing that the cruelly calculated strike has reportedly led to a spike in deaths? And apologizes to the families of those who have died unnecessarily.
After it was reported that her partner Davide Sanclimenti had revealing pictures of models on his phone, Love Island’s Ekin-Su Culculoglu tweeted: “No man will ever take you seriously if all he has is semi-naked pictures of you in a bikini.” Maybe it was Ekin-Su’s irony that became famous in the TV show. . . half naked in bikini.
Despite the vicious backlash JK Rowling has endured over her views on gender, Warner Bros has announced that it will give her the top job as executive producer of their new ten-year Harry Potter TV series. Trans huggers Daniel Radcliffe and Emma Watson are choking on their lentils and quinoa.