1695714154 Welcome to Ticoune Airport The Journal de Montreal

Welcome to Ticoune Airport! – The Journal de Montreal

Quiz question of the day…

You are Gérard Depardieu’s personal assistant and you urgently need to buy him Bobettes since he had a small accident after jamming two bottles of vodka in an Orient Express carriage to celebrate his friend Vladimir’s birthday…

Do you buy him extra wide boxer shorts with a large elastic band at stomach level or a G-string?

Underpants of course!

A THOUGHTFUL CHOICE!

Let’s draw a parallel between the inflatable French star and air transport…

You have two international airports and must prefer one over the other.

Knowing that the cost of airline tickets will continue to fall thanks to competition and the proliferation of low-cost airlines, which airport would you prefer to meet the demand, which – like Gégé’s waist circumference – is unlikely to stop growing in the next few years ?

A tiny airport built on a narrow plot of land surrounded by highways and residential buildings that limit the possibility of possible expansion?

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Or an airport built in the middle of a field large enough to house NASA’s new headquarters?

Of course you choose the field!

A madman in the pocket…

Well, in Canada we chose the small property in the middle of the city!

Uh yes!

We tried to get Gérard Depardieu in a G-string that belonged to Taylor Swift!

And we threw the XXL boxer shorts in the trash!

Not bad, right?

That’s planning, my friend!

That’s flair!

Prove your clairvoyance!

Insight!

And we conducted analysis before making this strategic decision!

We have based ourselves on reputable studies!

Thoughts!

Wanted!

Welcome to Ticoune Airport The Journal de Montreal

Archive photo, QMI Agency

“They diverted our flight!” »

Considering that we have already built huge dams in the Far North…

Today we are having difficulty building a shed.

How long will the renovation and expansion of Maisonneuve-Rosemont Hospital take?

ten years !

The Chinese built a city center in ten years!

Building a hospital in China takes less time than an operation in Quebec!

I am sure that the majority of foreign tourists arriving at Trudeau Airport think that their flight has been diverted and they are at the Zoin-Zoin-les-Ouailles bus station.

“Yes, but they opened beautiful restaurants! »

What do you think is the most important thing about an airport?

Eat halal falafel and heirloom tomatoes at a trendy restaurant disguised as a fancy sugar shack, or have a chance to get through customs before your thumb-sucking youngest grows up?

The corridor leading to customs, where thousands of exhausted travelers pile up every day, is as narrow as the space reserved for motorists on a plateau road!

It’s simple, Maxime Bernier’s mind is more comprehensive!

When it comes to planning, we are clearly ahead, in Quebec and in Canada!

We know how it works!

Les eaux seront plus agitees pour le Canadien lan prochain