I have a little message for people around the world who are experiencing some form of oppression.
Armenians, Tibetans, Native Americans, Irish, Scots, Basques, Catalans, Sikhs…
They force their way into homes, kidnap grandmothers, massacre teenagers with machine guns, rape women and behead babies.
Millions of people will support your cause!
Ask the Palestinians, it works perfectly!
The world is upside down
There’s nothing like some good old fashioned carnage to get people on your side!
You know what? We even blame your victims!
Yes, yes, not a prank!
I know it’s completely crazy, but what do you expect? It seems that this is what we will have to do in 2023.
Now men are women, executioners are victims, anti-racists judge people by the color of their skin and terrorists are “freedom fighters”!
The world is upside down, friends!
Recently, a journalist specializing in international politics even praised Hamas’ courage on Radio-Canada television!
Because it takes courage to behead babies!
They scream, these little creatures… They spit, they shit, they thrash. You have to hold your machete carefully, it’s out of reach of the first barbarian that comes along!
They will try to kill more than 200 young people at a music festival!
It requires a lot of organization! We need parachutes, trucks…
Speaking of parachutes: The Chicago chapter of the Black Lives Matter movement also paid tribute to the Hamas fighters who parachuted into Israel to massacre Jews there.
They posted a beautiful drawing on Twitter depicting a Hamas paratrooper with the slogan “I STAND WITH PALESTINE.”
According to these anti-racist activists, killing a black man is a despicable crime, while killing a Jew is a courageous act.
Jewish life is important?
Not as much as it seems.
“Methods” that leave something to be desired
This week, Quebec lawyers who disagreed with the bar association’s decision to “unwaveringly” support Israel took to the pen and said that if Hamas enjoys such “popular support,” it is because Israel is colonizing, invading, and invading Palestine have occupied.
In short, Israel was looking for it a bit.
But dear princes, these signatories (including Me Yalda Machouf Khadir and Me Véronique Robert) emphasized that they did not agree with Hamas’s “methods” at all.
It is true that these “methods” were somewhat messy.
The Hamas “resistance fighters” could have made this “cleaner.”
As a massacre it seemed a little too ostentatious. Should babies really be beheaded?
Sometimes too much is like not enough.
Even in genocidal operations, moderation tastes much better.
I suspect that the Hamas “freedom fighters” have learned their lesson and that next time (for there certainly will be one, given the success this enormous PR exercise has had with the left) they will do it in a more “proper” way and way will do.
