Last Sunday, influencer Virginia Fonseca celebrated the oneyear birthday of Maria Flor, her daughter with country singer Zé Felipe.
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The party was Disneythemed and included fireworks, an artificial waterfall and shows from Mickey, Minnie, Goofy, Galinha Pintadinha, Edson and Hudson and Barões da Pisadinha.
Between praise and congratulations, there was also criticism on social media condemning the mother (always the mother) for bragging about money, including a cake worth R$58,000, on a baby’s birthday.
I don’t judge anyone who throws parties for oneyearolds. On the contrary, I admire those who devote time and a lot of money to every children’s celebration. I declare.
At three years old, my kids have a calendar of events that would make David Brasil, who is known for visiting all the celebrity circuits, jealous. That’s why I can honestly say: I would pay a lot of money to never have to go there.
For those unfamiliar with the subject lucky you there are events with bouncy castles, slides, inflatables and hundreds of children screaming in utter emotional confusion because they are “mad about MD”, a term used to describe a Child is described as eating “very sweetly”.
The audio mixes with a children’s soundtrack and sounds like the ringtone on a psychopath’s Android phone. The decoration appears to have been made by Marie Antoinette after taking LSD. The foods based on fried foods, cold mini hot dogs and red dye guarantee migraines.
At the end of the party, the guests receive souvenirs, i.e. more trinkets that the poor mother adds to the pile of trash in her deceased living room because she doesn’t plan on playing Marie Kondo for ten minutes.
A good party gift would be an adult set with Ansiodorum, Cannabidiol and Zolpidem tablets.
I understand that many people use the birthday party to introduce their child to society. But I guarantee that society already knows the child in the 500 photos you post on Instagram.
So, firsttime parents, listen to my advice: give your baby a few cardboard boxes for his first birthday and he’ll have just as much fun.
Throw a party for you and your friends with food and good drinks. For the more excited, instead of Disney, there’s a Las Vegas theme with gambling, fighting and, for the most excited, some hallucinogens, group sex and a dark room.
Your friends and in the future will thank you.
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