The trips have distorted the youth of the couples in Si on s’aime (my TV love who doesn’t want to die!), victims of Julien’s verbal intensity, Julie’s incomprehensible mood swings and the crying fits of my friend Mélody, who, boohoo!, didn’t leave her suitcase in the largest room with back ocean views. Trip trip!
Updated at 8:15am yesterday.
No, Julie and Luc did not visit the incredible room of love. And when Julie talked about her fatal thoughts, namely her suicide attempt ten years ago, Luc replied laconically: Well!
In Alberta, Julien and Marie-Josée sailed from the cloud to the swamp in a nonstop flow of words and an unbearable enthusiasm from Julien, imitating Julie Snyder, herself parodying a monolingual Quebecer. You know, this plate is very good!
In San Francisco, only Frédérique, 54, and Sylvain, 55, hovered above the barbed wire and bombed hearts. Their Californian getaway with views of Alcatraz (not that big, after all) and the Golden Gate wasn’t even overshadowed by San Francisco Bay’s famous fog.
But back to family educator Julie, 44, and her operations manager Luc, 49, the couple who uttered the words “I love you” after a game of mini-putts and a ride on a fire engine. At the beginning of the week, Julie was impossible to follow. And even our dedicated expert Louise Sigouin seemed disturbed by the unpredictable reactions of this woman child who destroys a man’s wardrobe with two flat remarks and three unpleasant grimaces.
So Julie was hungry when she got off the plane. Luc kindly offered to get a pizza. “No, no, no,” thundered the confused Julie, “you are penetrating me by wanting to help me, you are so clever that it is penetrating me.” »
Then their “side by side” bike ride was a nightmare of incomprehension, just like their dive into the ATM, and the predicted catastrophe continued into a festival of discomfort.
On the beach, the extremely patient Luc presented a gift to Julie, who expected a helicopter ride (right?) or that Luc would rename a star in her name (sorry?). Poor Julie was much more unhappy than when her extensions were installed and had to make do with a duplicate key to Luc’s house on the south coast. Oops. At least the love letter written by Luc brought tears to his eyes, except that no one, not even she, believes in this unlikely couple anymore.
It’s sad to see Julie and Luc walk away from the cameras because they really wanted it to work (anywhere other than an ax throwing center).
The second couple to experience turmoil is Marie-Josée, the 48-year-old teacher, and Julien, the 44-year-old carpenter. Like us at home, Marie-Josée can no longer stand Julien’s constant chatter and can’t keep her mouth shut for 30 seconds.
Let’s not forget Marie-Josée, who burst into tears when she saw a bed of logs, although Julien, in his excitement, told him to take a few logs out of the oven, he didn’t listen. And he comments on absolutely everything, everything, everything he sees, like a six-year-old child sitting in the back seat of the family car. This is untenable.
Marie-Josée still sends him friendly messages: “It’s not a blame, Julien, but I need my space.” That’s not a blame, Julien, but can you be quiet for two seconds? » Warning to the leaker: Julien doesn’t hear anything and continues with “Wooow, that’s so hot, you’re beautiful, we’re lucky, my heart, have you seen that, it’s so hot”, click, click, photo, photo .
This season of If We Loved Each Other on TVA didn’t end on such an eventful note. The first few weeks were all about kindness, acceptance and cupcake decorating workshops. The test of travel for a couple lies not even far from the ancient volcanoes where wings glide beneath the carpet of wind. It’s Desireless who sings this classic. It was nothing.
I’m floating
PHOTO JOEL SAGET, LA PRESSE ARCHIVE
The heiress of the L’Oréal group, Liliane Bettencourt, in 2002
With scandal among the richest woman in the world
It is a short miniseries with three episodes on Netflix that puts Liliane Bettencourt, heiress to the L’Oréal group (Lancôme, Saint Laurent, Biotherm), in the spotlight because she is worth exactly 40 billion in fortune own. The three hours of this captivating series vibrate to the rhythm of compromising secret recordings, the illegal financing of Nicolas Sarkozy’s election campaign, a bitter dispute between Liliane Bettencourt and her only daughter Françoise and the ruse of a society photographer who wants to skim off 917 million euros in gifts to the French billionaire. Bonus: Arielle Dombasle, friend of Françoise Bettencourt-Meyers, testifies at length, but has just sent a formal notice to Netflix claiming to be a victim of the famous “editing.” Sweets.
I avoid it
PHOTO MARTIN CHAMBERLAND, LA PRESSE ARCHIVE
The cast of the STAT series
The tube in Tricus’ nose
The storyline, which involves the life-sized player being pierced by a metal sword, got a lot of attention at STAT this week. On the other hand, when Tricus (Jonathan Caron) was talking to his comrade Isorix de Siar (Thomas Vallières), I only looked at the plastic tube that was inserted into the victim’s nose and which, in fear, held thanks to two pieces of white diachylon. Wouldn’t Tricus deserve the same breathing technique as drug addict Ariane Michel (Véronique Beaudet), who consumed junk from an unscrupulous dealer?