Caprarica temporarily abdicates “on doctor’s orders”: vote 5
“More than Saturday night fever, you seemed like 38 and a half to me on Friday morning.” This is how the juror Ivan Zazzaroni cooled down the premiere of Antonio Caprarica, who was dressed as Tony Manero in a dance that he would have liked to have been wilder. It reminds Mariotto of Hugh Hefner, the owner of Playboy magazine. “Not that I was ever an enthusiastic reader,” the journalist portrays himself with British aplomb. Although Caprarica moves with the same fluidity as the drop digging into the rock, it receives mostly positive, indignant reviews. Now the jury has decided to reverse the trend of the first evenings, when every ballet by the royal envoy of the English Crown failed. So 7 arrives and he also passes as a Highlander: “I have some complaints, but I don’t think I need to talk about them in the episode, I’ll stay in the race as long as possible. “I’ll stuff myself with painkillers, but don’t force me to act like a complainer.” He said, complaining. Master. Two weeks ago Mammucari had called him a “dog” because of his skill in dancing. Today, the studio is outraged by the relatively high ratings, from Rossella Erra to Sara Di Vaira. Every time someone else rolls a 7, they both take notice: “Impossible! Like Caprarica?!”. Born a competitor, he became the measure of evil. Perhaps for this reason, he spontaneously withdraws at the end and avoids the playoff: “The doctor’s orders, I have to rest now, but I hope to be able to dance with you here at least once again.” I give up temporarily. We will see him again, health permitting, in the ninth episode to play for the repechage. Caprarica-Travolta doesn’t give up.
Rossella Erra hurls horror at the jury: vote 8
“If you treat Giovanni Terzi badly, then you can deal with me!” So the Tribuna del Popolo Rossella Erra pounces on the jury like a fighting Rottweiler. It’s raining anathema. “And how can I express my opinion freely after this little joke?” asks Selvaggia Lucarelli. Who then continues the ritual shooting? This seventh episode is the primary (and implausible) source for the genesis of the flirtation between Lorenzo Tano, son of Rocco Siffredi, and Lucrezia Lando and brings it to triumph. The two kiss at the end of their choreography and the stands cheer: “I saw the tongue, they put it there!” As soon as I get home, I’ll do the same to my husband!” The same husband who knew she was for was a dancer one night, would have said to her: “But where do you want to go when you look like an arancino with feet?!”. Only he. Erra is also at the forefront when it comes to the jury’s votes: “They gave Simona Ventura a 7, just like Caprarica!” So you lose credibility, you can’t see something like that!” Always a trigger for displeasure and noisy Fights, she intervened on this seventh evening, as always, with the delicacy of the trowel. But he didn’t miss a moment.
Mariotto is obsessed, the candidates absolutely have to get engaged: vote 4
Not content with overwhelming Lorenzo Tano, Rocco Siffredi’s son, with the ambiguity of such a father, Guillermo Mariotto has developed a second obsession: he believes he is Cupid. In fact, he wants to engage all the couples competing on the dance floor just by laying down the paddle. Therefore, enjoy the (stage?) kiss between the aforementioned Tano and Lucrezia Lando. At the same time, Sara Croce criticizes Ciao Darwin’s former Mother Nature: “Is it possible that Favilla (her professional dancer, editor’s note) doesn’t tell you anything?” You are one of the youngest and most beautiful of the edition, but you let me every time indifferent when I see you dancing. That’s because you’re not in love. The competitor replies, piqued: “It’s not like you necessarily have to come together at a show.” “But you at least have to act as if!” enthuses the juror. Milly Carlucci intervenes to maintain the veracity of the show, where nothing is ever artificial. Let’s introduce ourselves. Finally, his jury colleague Ivan Zazzaroni thinks of executing the ever-hormonal Mariotto and shoots him towards the end of the episode: “Guillermo, you broke my balls with this love story!” Amen.
Simona Ventura Satanasso Rock (despite the fall during the tests): Vote 9
“At 7:45 p.m. I will publish a video with my most famous waterfalls on social media.” This is how Simona Ventura reacts via Twitter (sorry, X!) to the rumor of the day about her: During the recording of the introductory clip for her live performance she fell to the ground and possibly broke something. All true, but certainly not enough to stop Super Simo. Aside from the fact that the video compilation of all the TV performances remains hilarious, the episode boasts its own version of rock ‘n’ roll. During the week, she defined herself as “Satan” in the sweat of the rehearsal room, under the almost never intimidating gaze of Samuel Peron. The jury is thrilled, as are Niccolò and Giacomo, the presenter’s sons, who applaud her in the front row. Ventura was overtaken in the final standings by her partner Giovanni Terzi, but only due to the usual Tesoretto, which gives away a lot per kilo (from Rossella Erra). Ventura has never been in better shape and she admits it: “Dancing doesn’t do me any good.” The episode tried Polynesian dance: “I saw a bit of tarantella in it,” comments Mariotto. While Zazzaroni writes epitaphs: “To me it seemed more like a Neapolitan dance.” Jokes aside, everyone assumes she’s already in the finals to fight Wanda Nara for the win. Caprarica (possibly fished out) of course, if it allows it.
Wanda Nara awarded in Argentina (but something is wrong): grade 5.5
She is the most praised in this edition and without a doubt we will see her fighting for a victory in the finale that seems inevitable on paper. The jury considers her a kind of hybrid between Carla Fracci and Jennifer Lopez because, in their opinion, she is so graceful and sensual in dance. We trust from home because we don’t have much alternative. On the sidelines of the performance of this seventh episode, she seems to be worried about her children’s academic performance: “They’ve been getting Bs and A’s lately, they tell me it’s because I’m not with them.” During As we wonder if the children’s teacher is Alessandra Celentano, let’s take a moment to say hello to “all of Argentina.” Also because I’m receiving an important award tonight, the Martín Fierro, but I can’t be there to accept it.” This is a prestigious television award, a Telegatto so to speak, which was given to Nara as a “revelation”. But how? Didn’t he say that he had been working in his homeland since he was five years old? Secret. “The ceremony will be broadcast as soon as Dancing ends,” she explains. It is a shame, however, that clips of the award ceremony are already available on YouTube (from July 10, 2023), in which Nara accepts the award and thanks the entire family tree, starting with her mother. From the short video we also learn the motivation for such success: She was the best competitor of “The Masked Singer” in Argentina. If I had said…
Mantovan is eliminated, a story with a happy ending (she couldn’t take it anymore): Vote 7
She loses in the play-off against Sara Croce and breathes a sigh of relief. Carlotta Mantovan was now impatient with the competition, with the judges, with the lights on the dance floor. In short, he couldn’t take it anymore. The competitor’s dissatisfaction had become clear seven days ago when our competitor burst into tears and then attacked the jury for giving her a negative verdict: “I am a flower and I must be treated like one,” she had claimed. I think it. In this seventh episode, he dances because he has to, with the same verve as an elementary school student struggling with yet another math test. “You danced badly, can I tell you?” Selvaggia Lucarelli asks her and this time Mantovan accepts the criticism with a smile. He already feels out of the race and makes no effort to hide his enjoyment of it. “I’m like that, a kindly said ‘good morning’ has changed my day more than once,” she murmurs again in the rehearsal room, referring, not too implicitly, to the lack of tact she attributes to the show’s judges. As the only person who hadn’t even considered the possibility of hopelessness at the time of the preliminary verdict, she won’t miss the show. And vice versa.
Lorenzo Tano kisses Lucrezia Lando and the soap continues: Vote 5-
He enters the scene at Tony Manero’s house and his pants are torn (a fate he shares with Teo Mammucari). And that’s just the first, tragicomic appearance of the evening. The second time, for some reason, it was decided to dress him up as Leonardo di Caprio. Unfortunately, in the film The Revenant. With a huge fur “armpit warmer” Lorenzo Tano, son of Rocco Siffredi, returns to the dance floor of Dancing with the Stars to once again demonstrate his insignificance. If the movements resemble those of a bear scratching its back on a maple trunk, the young offspring of such a father wearily tries to make itself interesting by focusing on stale soap. A bit like Big Brother does with the ex-partners from Temptation Island. Since the second episode, Tribuna del Popolo Rossella Erra claims to have seen him exchanging tender kisses with professional dancer Lucrezia Lando, who is trying to teach him some basics of Jive and Cha Cha. At the end of the evening’s choreography, he “finally” plants a kiss on her mouth in front of the camera. So are they really together? Perhaps . Those who don’t fall asleep will have the pleasure of finding out perhaps in the quarterfinals next Saturday. A love story to hold on to. To the thermos valerian.