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Yankees acquire Donaldson? Sanchez trade? Nuts Land Cruz? (UPDATES)

I’m confused now. The theoretically rebuilding Washington Nationals reportedly just made the biggest win-win move in the market… OPE WAIT WHEN I PRINT THIS, EVERYTHING JUST GOT CRAZIER.

Okay, look at all this:

So you have the Nationals picking up Nelson Cruz on a two-year contract, the Yankees getting Josh Donaldson and Isaiah Keener-Falefa from the Twins (who just got him from the Rangers), and the Twins getting Gary Sanchez and Gio Urshela. . My head is spinning.

Are the Nuts going to make a huge push or something? Are the Yankees happy now with the left side of their infield with these two guys (and Gleiber Torres in second)? Gemini… what are Gemini doing?

What happens now to the teams that wanted Cruz, like the Padres and the Dodgers? Are the Padres confident that Seiya Suzuki will be their big bat so they moved on and Cruz changed? Does this mean that deals with potential buyers are no longer discussed, or are they just as important as ever? Does this mean the Dodgers think they really got Freddie Freeman? Does this open the floodgates for other bat-only guys? I’M BEGIN TO LOSE IT.

This is madness. I’ll have to think.

UPDATE: At the same time, reports from New York suggest that yes, this takes them out of the shortstop market (to the extent that they have ever really been in it):

UPDATE 2: Indeed, other people are wondering what Gemini is doing. But they took out a lot of money:

UPDATE 3: On Cruz this does happen to the Nationals, although Rosenthal says it’s one year and Heyman elaborates that the second year is a mutual choice: