An essay on Kurz in Die Welt is written as a cheap novel. During the conversation, he said he caressed his sleeping girlfriend.
Sebastian Kurz’s permanent media presence continues – also internationally. The German “world” fabricated a hymn-like essay after a “home visit” to the former chancellor. Top of text: “It opens into ripped jeans, old sneakers and a light gray T-shirt, which would also suit Selenskyi well. At least better than the brown T-shirt he always wears… jeans, which is impossible and impossible to wear.” to imagine.”
The conversation takes place over several glasses of Campari Orange and cheese sandwiches, and is interrupted by a short walk through the Meidling district, where Kurz lives. “He is welcomed every five meters and engaged in small talk,” the article reads. After all, “everybody” knows him there.
Apparently Kurz lived frugally
Kurz himself can say, “I’ve been approached on the street about 150 times since my dismissal, only twice has it been negative.” His world “was never the world of the media, but the real one” – which is a somewhat odd interpretation of Kurz’s relations with journalists. “He never read the comments written and broadcast about him. Little did he know that he was hated by millions, by journalists, by social media users. ), the lateral thinkers and the left in the country. Like Hans im Glück, he didn’t notice none of that”, the author is obviously relieved.
His new work with global venture capital investor and multi-billionaire Peter Thiel is also a topic: “If he does it well, wins the championship, as in politics before, he can become a billionaire, no, so he inevitably will become a billionaire.”, the former chancellor said he promised a golden future in the new role.
So what does Kurz do with the billions? As a politician, he “is known for taking every penny to the bank” and for a long time didn’t even allow himself a car.
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Short girlfriend “beautiful, very blonde, young”
When it comes to the former chancellor’s young family, the author gets emotional: he writes about the “always smiling baby, really very promising”, his son Konstantin. Girlfriend Susanne, on the other hand, is described as “beautiful, very blonde and still young”.
The latter did not hear much of the “home visit” and spent the night in front of television with series. She fell asleep during “Servants of the People”. “He (meaning short, note) carefully caresses her warm cheek with the back of his hand. He also gently turns out the light with a silent movement through the barrier of light,” the story takes the form of a cheap novel.
Is it satire?
It then ends with a brief digression on the war in Ukraine. It is mentioned that Putin had already visited briefly when he was foreign minister. “Today, Sebastian Kurz is probably fighting him on a different and more effective front. May he continue to be a lucky kid here as well.”
By the way, the story is not marked as satire…
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