Heavy sex ruined New Yorkers’ lives after the city’s non-emergency hotline received 270 complaints in the past year – including reports of “backyard orgies”, “strong ruthless sex” and a man moaning that his wife she is a “sexual tyrannosaurus.”
The Big Apple is one of the busiest cities in the country, with an average of 75,000 noise complaints per month – but new data from the city’s official 311 hotline mourns the sounds of people’s late-night endeavors between February 19, 2021 and February 9, 2022
In the city’s five districts, Queens filed the most complaints with 103. Manhattan was second with 66, while Brooklyn received 55, the Bronx 48 and Staten Island four.
“Listen, I’m a Christian, help this girl stop having strong sex before God does it,” a woman in distress living in the Bronx told 311 in a complaint at 6 a.m. this January.
56 complaints have been filed on Cross Bay Boulevard in Queens about the “hippies” who allegedly dress up as Freddie Krueger, Pennywise and the Easter Bunny while partying on the theme of the song Velveteen Dream, a professional wrestler that is being released. strongly in the background.
“An orgy takes place in the backyard, tits and penis glow in the street,” a Queens resident complained at 1 a.m. last June.
“O to R to G to Y. Gather everything and you’ll have an orgy party,” was another complaint. “Come down, they let the boots hit the floor and watch the broken mountain. They shout cowabunga and orgy! I guess they got aroused during hibernation. Stop with these sexual preferences!
A Bronx resident complained that his neighbors were having “strong and relentless sex” in the middle of the afternoon, while a Manhattan resident said a “sexual T-party” was taking place in the apartment next to him. “T party” is gay slang for crystalline methamphetamine “T” or “Tina”.
“There is an obese gay man who sprays the cheeks of his Latin American lovers with his male syrup,” a Brooklyn dictionary on the city’s hotline said shortly after midnight in August.
Data collected first from Patch at the request of the Freedom of Information Act, before being shared with Dailymail.com, comes from a majority of New Yorkers who say some residents take the slogan “a city that never sleeps” too seriously.
“In this apartment there are always loud moans from the occupant during sexual intercourse. It’s hard for a lonely neighbor to sleep well, “wrote a desperate Queens resident at about 4 a.m. one night.
A Brooklyn resident told the 311 hotline that they could not enter their apartment due to the frequency of orgies that took place on the stairs of the building.
A Brooklyn resident has been deprived of sleep to the point where he lost his job because he fell asleep too often because neighbors had sex most nights, according to complaint 311. Another Brooklyn wrote that it was inevitable to meet eight or night people who have an orgy on the stairs of his apartment complex while trying to enter his block.
“I have slept through earthquakes and fires in my life, but I could not sleep through it,” wrote a shocked resident.
A man living in Queens told 311 that a neighbor “shouted loudly that he was a sexual tyrannosaurus.”
“Please make him stop,” cried the mourner.
While all complaints are being investigated, the records show that almost no action has been taken against those who do their fun business.
Most complaints were described as “unfounded”, “unnecessary” or without any criminal involvement. Seventeen were marked as “unable to enter”, two as “missing on arrival” and three were handed over to another agency, but 311 records did not reveal which one. Three other complaints were marked as “other” without further details.
In Greenwood Heights, another Brooklyn man said they usually sleep soundly, but that their neighbor’s late night activities now cause them insomnia.
“To get an idea of how destructive they are, I’ve been through earthquakes and fires in my life – I couldn’t sleep through that,” according to a complaint filed last April at 2.45am.
Someone else said: ‘[She] it makes the bed creak as if it were an Olympic event.
Another said, “The ceiling is shaking and debris falling sex.”
The complaints are related to noises of “strong ruthless sex” coming from all five neighborhoods of New York. Pictured: Couple kissing behind a street performer in Washington Square Park on August 28, 2021 in New York
Other complaints reveal that New Yorkers are inadvertently aware of bedroom stories related to current events.
On December 23 at 11 pm last year, a resident of East Harlem, Manhattan, said in her complaint that: “Someone is singing jingling balls out loud… Another person is shouting [‘Y]Dad went down to my chimney.
In March, when the Biden administration handed out checks to stimulate Covid-19 as part of the U.S. rescue plan, a Bronx resident complained at 12:45 a.m.: “Loud knocking and moaning. I heard a neighbor say, “What a STIMMY baby!”
In a statement on the findings, New York City Police Spokeswoman Sofia Mason said the New York Police Department (NYPD) has taken all complaints seriously.
‘[We] it will continue to monitor and address all complaints, “she said.