Horoscope for all zodiac signs
In the ranking of the happiest zodiac signs of the horoscope for the week from Monday 17th to Sunday 23rd October 2022 Venus and Mercury are still in Libra and Mars in Gemini. Air signs will therefore feel ready to bring novelty and creativity into society.
there Ranking of the happiest zodiac signs in the horoscope for the week of October 17-23, 2022 he still sees the air notes on pole. This week, with Venus and Mercury in Libra and Mars still in Gemini, just like last week, the horoscope predicts a triumph of the air signs.
Luckily, we can all enjoy their wonderful creativity and desire to participate.
Horoscope, the ranking of the happiest signs for the next week
It is Jupiter’s last full week in Aries, as next week he returns to the final degrees of Pisces where he spent a good part of 2022. The desire to be seen and heard explodes, especially with Mars in Gemini beginning its breakup soon.
Horoscope for October 11, 2022
12. Pisces
You’re as nice this week as you are Monday morning when the coffee maker at the office is broken and there’s no way to get those around you to understand that it’s better to talk to you on Tuesday. The fact that we’re all obviously into the boxes is so obvious, you don’t even have to acknowledge it. We already know.
11. Aries
Your self-esteem is like that of a cactus in a baobab forest. Even the shape (of the cactus) doesn’t help you feel sexier. The best solution would be to ask for hospitality from the squirrels, who are already preparing their den for the winter, and mind your own business for a while.
10. Capricorn
You feel caught in the middle of a mistake, like the conductor, when you haven’t validated your bus ticket. Not even if you commit and rummage through the baggage of excuses and explanations accumulated over so many years of reasoning can you find anything that will relieve you. Tap to apologize in the most traditional way.
9. Cancer
With Venus and Mercury at a disadvantage, it’s good that you stay away from the guy you like because you’ll feel as nice as someone trying on a latex onesie, but on the pre-cycle. If you were asked to list three of your qualities, you would ask for help from home. Being in public is almost torture.
8. Virgo
You are ready to yell like someone missing a connecting train, and you are not even interested in hearing other people’s reasons. They just want to throw punches and stamp their feet like in Japanese cartoons. Every man for himself.
7. Sagittarius
Mars in opposition makes you lazy, but so lazy that a sloth looks like a triathlon athlete by comparison. In short, Sagittarius, going from the sofa to the fridge and back will be too much of a hassle for you. And you almost call a deliveroo.
6. Scorpio
You are as profound and captivating as a bottle of red wine and you just can’t lie to yourself, just like to wine. You practically have a microscope to analyze the hearts of the people around you and you could win the Emotional Chemistry award.
5. Taurus
You remain the undisputed king of couch nights, endless chatter and the best collector of others’ paranoia. Maybe because you know something about paranoia during this time and, more importantly, how to overcome it, namely with a horror TV series marathon and lots and lots of ice cream in the freezer. Also this week, between Saturn and Uranus, there will be a lot to ask.
4. lion
With all the love you feel surrounded by, this love glow just doesn’t touch you. At least for now… You have the optimism of someone who feels they’ve crossed the Black Forest and are now wondering what worse could happen to them. Still, it’s a good start to the week.
3. Gemini
No one will change your mind, especially if you think about a headshot… Whether it’s passion, a desire to try something new, or even big dreams that’ve been put on the shelf for too long, I would say do it, it’s time to cut the ribbon and go. Your own rocket.
2. Libra
The only thing you need this week is harmony: you just couldn’t do it, couldn’t even argue with someone who stole your parking spot at the supermarket… Love surrounds you like the wrustel sandwich in a hot dog, and you can’ t wait to be eaten.
1. Aquarius
Things in the middle just don’t satisfy you this week because you want to dare, risk and try anything that’s more adrenaline… From peanut butter popcorn to sudden declarations of love, I’d say you don’t miss any opportunity, to throw your heart over the obstacle.