I am no egg, but I am shocked at the untimely and unexpected death of this boy, Henry Kissinger, who died at just 100 years old and had his whole life ahead of him.
The Schwarzenegger of North American diplomacy was responsible for the application of “Realpolitik” in U.S. relations with other countries. “Realpolitik” means this: he wrote it, he didn’t read it, the ass ate it. When they didn’t do what Kissinger told them, Jurorpoca chirped in a German accent. Thanks to Kissinger, we had several decades of dictatorships in Latin America and Brazil to escape communism and became a rightwing Albania.
As incredible as it may seem, it was the same Kissinger who restored diplomatic relations with the communist Mao Zedong, whom he affectionately called “China.” At that time, China lived from the export of baked goods and dye works; today China is an industrial power. For every second person born in the world, one is Chinese and that’s why Isaura, my boss and I decided to get married and leave no heir in this world. Also because I have nothing to leave behind except debt and my carbonated flatulence.
Inspired by Kissingerian diplomacy, the President…
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