The Testimonials from the ninth episode of Big Brotherthe one from Monday, October 9th, are particularly affected by the great deception or the decision of some competitors to suddenly become extremely attracted to each other. These are fake couples between Giuseppe Garibaldi and Beatrice Luzzi, between Anita Olivieri and Paolo Masella and between Heidi Baci and Vittorio Menozzi. In short, a community of love. To pretend, of course. Coincidentally, all of the new couples appear to be created after Alfonso Signorini called on tenants to “get busy creating dynamism.” Honorable mention for Jane Alexander’s speech: At least she broke the boredom a little.
Giuseppe Garibaldi: I choose. See, maybe we’ll fall for it. The most serious mistake an aspiring TV personality makes – then let’s talk about it: Would anyone really give a paid role to someone who doesn’t know their way around the world of entertainment? – I can imagine that the public is being underestimated. That’s exactly what he does: he kisses Beatrice and then reveals that he is interested in Samira. The public is not stupid and anyone who thinks they can make fun of it deserves to be forgotten. Garibaldi, at the end of this broadcast there will be at most a thousand listening to you. Say the least.
Beatrice Luzzi: I choose Well, but then you do it on purpose. She always complains about how she’s the most controversial tenant and the focus of most discussions in the episode, and then what does she do? The most inauthentic couple on Italian television in the last twenty years is born. Furthermore, this “compassion” is commented on by the joy of someone who goes to the dentist for an implant without anesthesia. Then he looks for them. A section in itself deserves comparison to Jane Alexander, from which Beatrice emerges with her bones crumbled.
Anita Olivieri: Rating More predictable than rain on Easter Monday. Now she has discovered that she is attracted to Paolo Masella. Suddenly. Love at first sight. After a month. Okay, the weather is crazy these days, but let’s not exaggerate. I would have expected funnier strategies from someone who, let’s remember, claims to have three degrees – three-year, master’s and master’s, so three degrees in one degree. She tells her life as her parents’ daughter as a unique melodrama. Yes, shared by millions of Italian families. Because there are parents who live separately anyway. Give yourself peace, Anita.
Vittorio Menozzi: I choose Pulcino Pio. To put it in football terms, he has never been involved in the game this Big Brother month and doesn’t seem to have any interest in it. On the other hand, it also fits well in your own corner. Who knows if they will think of letting him out of the house after the reality show.
Alfonso Signorini: I vote for Calzetta. It is not an administration, but a mediation. It never gives the impression of being able to give the episode any direction, probably because the fact is that this episode has no direction (ah, as Vasco Rossi would say). And in the evening the audience can actually just stay there and behave like a sock. If we add his attempt to separate Letizia Petris and her boyfriend, the picture is embarrassingly complete. Artificial intelligence.
Letizia Petris, Samira Lui, Angelica Baraldi, Alex Schwazer, Arnold Cardaropoli and Ciro Petrone: Voting inanimate cartoons. If they had put Pollon, Grendizer, the Winx and Gigi La Trottola in their place we would have had more fun. I’m not saying it in 2030, but even in a few months no one will remember the move to Big Brother.
Massimiliano Varrese: Comma vote. In the spirit of the cell phone kitten from the 90s advertising. And like the kitten, Virgola is always in the way and annoying. He likes to make fun of Beatrice Luzzi, but at least in a less subtle way than Giuseppe. Both are inaudible.
Greece Colmenares: I choose Hola hola hola, I go to sleep in the flower bed. You never understand a single thing he says and that puts him outside the dynamic of the house. He claims to have an audience that feels affection for him. No Greece, you just don’t know Italian at all. Please express yourself with gestures. When the audience chooses her as their favorite, she takes it in her stride: staging an anniversary. Sober.
Jane Alexander: I choose Adora. She enters the house as a vigilante to deal with Beatrice Luzzi and harasses her with every word. “In the meantime they have chosen me, not you”: Knockout within a few seconds. Beatrice tries to answer, but Jane Alexander played the villain in Elisa di Rivombrosa for nothing. And he doesn’t lose his temper either. I even did it from home, but Jane didn’t. Because she is the real lady. Nothing to do: 92 minutes of applause. And after the letter from Cinzia Th. Torrini we say goodbye to Beatrice Luzzi. Desperate maneuver by Alfonso Signorini, who after this lively scene asks Jane Alexander to take part in Big Brother. On the other hand, it would be the only way to increase ratings.