Oriana Marzoli, the “Reina” with lipstick to the scepter: Voice 9
Irresistible. Oriana Marzoli from Caracas furiously entered Big Brother Vip’s house as an illustrious stranger. “You may even have a million followers on Instagram from Spain, but your father and uncle know you well here,” the always punctual Edoardo Tavassi immediately specified. And it was true. However, over time, Vippona has established herself as the queen of reality shows, also because she has returned from a long TV experience in the Iberian country. Seduced and abandoned by the gunslinger Antonino Spinalbese, formerly Belén Rodriguez, she made fun of the mockery: From the studio, the conductor and the commentators never shied away from her criticism for her extroverted manner and, to do it well, superficially. Always smiling, she knew how to make the best of a bad situation. She returned the accusations to the sender, who would have wished her a more moderate attitude, she simply remained herself between make-up mania and happy pig vivacity. In fact, he’s even found time to take on a new crush, albeit just as unhappily and badly reciprocated: Daniele Dal Moro. Vippone repeatedly allowed himself to accuse her of the “past” that lived with her in the house, presenting precisely this adventure of a few nights with Spinalbese as the main obstacle to their possible liaison. Even after the subject’s disqualification, Oriana from seems real unfathomable reasons to hope for a sentimental future with him. A queen can live very well without a king, as long as she doesn’t lack lipstick. It’s just a pity for the lack of a triumph in televoting.
Fiordelisi, the Killer Doll (built by Corona): Voice 2
Alfonso Signorini himself explained the lack of big names in Big Brother Vip via an Instagram story for budget reasons. There does not have to be enough money even for sympathy, otherwise the decision to call Antonella Fiordelisi into the house cannot be explained. The 24-year-old from Salerno, best known in the news for bragging about swinish comments on her b-side of footballer Gonzalo Higuaín via Instagram only to then rectify the controversy, the 24-year-old from Salerno was the devil this edition. Never a good word for anyone but herself, we will remember her at least until Wednesday, the terrifying and deceptive dramas in which she became the protagonist without the slightest respect for the public and the housemates. The most costly is the unfortunate friend Edoardo Donnamaria, who falls in love with her at first sight and is immediately entwined with the house-elf. Fiordelisi flirted in front of him in déshabillé with the ever-excited Antonino Spinalbese, and his companion was not allowed to say anything unless he wanted to be passed off as a caveman brute. She accused him of touching her and luckily there were witnesses, it wasn’t true. He doesn’t pay, he even doubts the unfortunate man’s heterosexuality after five months of magical nights together. In the end, Donnamaria was disqualified for giving her only half an answer. However, Karma intervened: via televoting, she was one step away from the long-awaited final. Finally, he may comment via social media from the home of Fabrizio Corona, his proud manager. Anything else to add?
Nikita Pelizon, Harley Quinn without Joker: voice 7.5
Sheer recklessness. Condensed into a Harley Quinn look. Unlike the iconic comic book character, he may not have a degree in psychiatry, but he certainly knew how to manipulate the Vipponi’s mind in his favour. Always talking to unicorns and angels, at least that’s the naïve image he’d like to project of himself, with his roommates he shows from day one an ambivalent attitude between the most submissive public compliments and the worst whispered gossip behind his back. Not even the ex Matteo Diamante, who was let in to win her back, managed to distract her from her clear plans to reach the reality show finale. Between one trip and the other he made it. With all due respect to Luca Onestini, his apparent unrequited sentimental interest, who spent half of his stay in Cinecittà near the wall so as not to find it in front of him. “Daughter” from Beijing Express, who took part in the last edition of Sky Reality and took fourth place with Helena Prestes, is not surprising that she lacks purity of heart. At the same time, it was a blast to see her weaving schemes and gambling by parasitizing other people’s fandoms. From the start, he only befriended, albeit reluctantly, the most popular ones on social media, from the anonymous TikToker George Ciupilan to the insufferable Antonella Fiordelisi. He reaches the finals with the only fanbase calling themselves in his name and his name alone, the #Nikiters. Games, Sets, Matches.
Hard cover of De Donà, Miconi, De Pisis and Incorvaia in the finale: Voice 4
Intangible. Of the six competitors who made it to the final episode, four made it to the finish line only because almost no one had time to notice their presence. authors included. Giaele De Donà, Alberto De Pisis, Micol Incorvaia and Milena Miconi have all sorts of lucky astral conjunctions to thank for finding themselves in Cinecittà in the last episode. If they certainly embody the sudden ideals of moderation and courtesy imposed by the new editorial line desired by Pier Silvio Berlusconi himself, they were always, or almost always, at the peak of a deep coma. Giaele had started as a protagonist thanks to the free love controversy that she was leading together with her husband Brad, a mysterious American millionaire. However, in the face of so much criticism of her outspoken stance, she did a U-turn by embarking on the hardcover. If at least De Donà had tried to make a personal contribution to the reality show, De Pisis and Miconi gave up even before they crossed the red door. The first was supposed to be some sort of Tommaso Zorzi Blondie sub-brand. And it was. Only with a hundredth of the broadcast compared to the original. The second, a former Bagaglino diva, stood out only for her obsession with spring cleaning and couldn’t say another word. Finally, we remember nothing of Micol Incorvaia except the relationship with Edoardo Tavassi, the true and only protagonist of the show, as well as the liaison. Overall grade 4, one each.
Edoardo Tavassi, Burino hero against the system: Vote 8.5
prick. And carbonara too. Edoardo Tavassi has done everything to destroy the intention imposed by the Mediaset leadership to turn Big Brother Vip into a community summer camp. Many did not like him precisely because of his allergy to the rules, but lovers of system anomalies were conquered by him. Equipped with enormous self-mockery, he never missed an opportunity to make fun of himself and the “authorities” and to entertain them. He has since also managed to get engaged to influencer Micol Incorvaia, forming one of the least tragic couples of this issue. Tavassi shone and won the audience’s favor mostly for his theatrical personality but also for the total lack of rivals. In the midst of a group of beautiful people who didn’t dance, he ended up being an unlikely star and a DJ must-have. Sure, he broke the rules far too often, but he’s always done it out of provocation and a deep sense of justice (often personal): he ripped up the van’s microphones to indulge in some intimacy with his partner, born the ” Night of long knifes”. Passed off as a despicable conspiracy by the judge and censor Alfonso Signorini, it was in fact among the most delicious moments of a shallow edition, faithful to flimsy moral dogma and boring to the point of exhaustion. If we laughed a little, we owe it solely to Edoardo Tavassi, the hero of indecency against the machine.
Alfonso Signorini, a Rottermeier in command: Voice 3
Since when was Big Brother Vip born with the intention of standing up as a moral beacon for all of Italy? Unfortunately, a month before the finale, by the will of Pier Silvio Berlusconi, the reality show had to adapt to new guidelines prohibiting trash and vulgarity. In order to confirm the purity of the words, works and opinions of the Vipponis, the conductor Alfonso Signorini inappropriately intervened more than once with a tone of great rebuke. Called Signorini Rottermeier by anyone with common sense, he progressively stifled the spontaneity of his competitors and demanded of them attitudes of altar boys never before demanded. Great disorientation in the house and strong narcolepsy in the audience: to see Vipponi humbly asking if it was possible to use the term “attributes” live was knee-deep. For the next edition we hope for a return to lightness. Life’s lessons may belong elsewhere. Besides, it wouldn’t be bad if the conductor made the same effort to learn the names of the competitors once and for all. He doesn’t get any right. Never. And that certainly deserves a good public censure. Even if it’s just for revenge.
Rossetti and Goich, the old guard never disappoints: Voice 8
Patrizia Rossetti and Wilma Goich have retired their young housemates. There hasn’t been an influencer or TikToker who’s been able to match the same level of acumen, good taste, and conversational skills, even when arguing. A gentleman of class, Goich responded with unprecedented elegance to the big stories of her ex-husband Edoardo Vianello, who took advantage of her visibility on the reality show to publish an imaginative autobiography in which he accused her of adultery, among other things. Super Wilma, at the height of ataraxic calm, responded and made known the sly woman’s habit of journaling her feminine conquests in a notebook. When she found out, the number of names of lovers and concubines was six hundred. Then locked in a not very believable “sentimental friendship” with the thirty-year-old Daniele Dal Moro, she essentially did charity and made visible the young Vippone, who until then wandered the house without art or part. The friendship with Rossetti was cemented in the kitchen, washing the dishes, also because they were always the only ones who woke up at a decent time in the morning. They became friends and discussed, always maintaining the right level of respect for one another and for the public. Goich was eliminated in televoting when she was now fed up with being in prison, while Rossetti left the game due to ill health. A fortune for the Vipponi. Had they reached the finale, they would have boiled them soft.
Antonino Spinalbese, the inconvenience of the macho: 3.5 votes
He entered the house as Belén Rodriguez’s ex-boyfriend. And it came out as is. Only now the whole public knows him for the infinite unpleasantness of which he is the healthy bearer. Macho man de noantri proved to be a master of cafonaggine and meanness. The way he handled the affair with Oriana Marzoli is unforgivable. Feel free to tire of it naturally quickly. A little less than a big curb to drive her away by ‘blaming’ her. To give her the sack, he even put his daughter Luna Marì in the middle: he didn’t want her to see him doing dirty tricks on TV, he justified himself just before taking off. “But if he’s not even two years old, what should he see?” Marzoli promptly contradicted. In the face of this lawsuit, the gunslinger’s true nature is revealed: “I’ve been with a Ferrari, I can’t settle for a Porsche,” he described, referring to the previous liaison that kept him year-round, with the well-known Argentine showgirl today at the helm of Le Iene. Also unclassifiable is the moment she decided to listen to the two’s intimate performance in front of an ecstatic Charlie Gnocchi. And there are also those who consider him a sex symbol! Luckily, this does not include the Lamborghini from Geneva, which Alfonso Signorini, for some reason, really wanted to betroth to such a man. Mission failed. Congratulations to the (un)couple!
Edoardo Donnamaria, the disqualified house elf: Voice 6-
Is there or is there? Impossible not to ask this question in front of Edoardo Donnamaria, another of this issue’s “nobody gentlemen”. “VIP” since he ranked in the ranks of the Forum program found his trash-pulp condo dispute in the House of Representatives. In love with Mistress Antonella Fiordelisi, he has been her house-elf since day zero, abusing and humiliating every humiliating second. They broke up and re-recorded a number of times, crediting Guinness World Records, while all of Italy wondered why they didn’t decide to exonerate each other. Annoyed by the moody mood of his very embittered half, we’ve seen Donnamaria lose control too many times in the last few weeks of his stint, with a permanent phoenix-like grin on his face. To the point of inevitable disqualification for poorly concealed suppressed aggression. However, killing him as if he were a criminal, live on national television, was a gesture hardly commensurate with the offence. Also because it never considered the extenuating circumstances. The young Edoardo not only had to protect himself from the sudden and furious attacks of Fiordelisi, but subsequently received others, even more severe, from the conductor and the columnists. For her he was never right, in fact he was hardly allowed to say a word. Serf or scripted? The doubt remains. When Antonella leaves too, the two seem to fall in love and understand each other. With all due respect to those who have spent the last few months in pain for the unfortunate soul (and psychophysical health) of Vippone. He’s never been better, he’s even released an essential song to plunge into the world of the seven notes. One day this pain will be commercial for you.
The Bellavia chaos, between bullying and staging: 0 votes
This seventh edition may have ended under the banner of (fake) Bon Ton, but let’s not forget how it began. Marco Bellavia, alleged victim of bullying by the other Vipponi, held court in the early days. An affair that is still murky, but which at the time led to shootings and summary disqualifications. The former conductor of “Bim Bum Bam” had left the game because he was in a black crisis: he felt isolated from his roommates and in fact we saw him cry alone at night, in general indifference. Once out, Bellavia proved to be much less of a victim than it might appear: chosen by Signorini as the new Messiah, each in turn had to apologize to him, as if taking care of the sanity of others was their moral obligation take care of. as well as their own. Eliminations rained down: Giovanni Ciacci and Gegia were insidiously killed in televoting, while social networks rose up against them and received death threats. Ginevra Lamborghini was even given a disqualification for saying “Bellavia deserves bullying”. With all of this, it turned out during this media theater that Bellavia had launched his “life coach” on Instagram. However, in a devastating lack of followers. After being exposed to Big Brother Vip, who ordained him an honorary martyr, many followed him to put little hearts on his posts as a show of empathy and support. Fueled in this way, Bellavia has begun posing as an insufferable guru insane with omnipotence. So much so that in the end even the reality TV cameras distanced themselves from this “protagonist”. After traveling and exhausting the path of the bullied saint, ours attempted to impersonate Pamela Prati’s boyfriend. It was very difficult to make Mark Caltagirone regret. Nevertheless…