Le Petit Robert defines the hiccup, figuratively or colloquially, as an embarrassment, an event that disrupts the harmony of a process. He gives the following synonyms: wrong tone
Posted at 10:00 am
Put more simply, the hiccups noticed are those that come out of a public figure’s mouth when their tongue parts or when they make a notable mistake.
Without a doubt, the politicians have the biggest problems.
For 14 years as Mayor of Quebec, I hold myself responsible for a healthy percentage of the annual production of these oddities.
One of my most famous is probably when I mixed potholes… with potholes. Or when I announced that there would be no more pit bulls in Quebec or their first cousins the following December 31st.
Mister! I ate the salve. And earned. You wouldn’t believe that. Historical nonsense. The international of the bulldog in the ass, you!
And I’ll spare you Clotaire Rapaille…
I remain convinced that Infoman is the only person in Quebec who regrets my resignation. Which may have given him a little extra work to fill his niche.
An election campaign is also a privileged time to hatch nonsense.
But don’t get me wrong. The quack can also be put to good use. Calculated and controlled. And to ensure its effectiveness, the quack must quickly, but not necessarily, be followed by contrite excuses.
Like, m’essscuseee, I spoke too fast or on emotions. Very useful emotions.
So some newer pieces of this art may or may not blend into their laces.
As I have already told you, I have a twisted mind and so the analysis is appropriate. A malformation from my years in politics. So read the following through this grid.
A first quack category, “all bin Ladens”
The Prime Minister’s link between immigration and violence. Followed by an apology as it should be.
The analyzes were all carried out on this topic. But a special mention goes to the Chronicle of Patrick Lagacé1, where he explains the messages received to support Mr. Legault’s words.
If you think the latter escaped or made a mistake again, not me!
He knew very well what he was doing. In search of crunchy and crunchy nationalists and with Mr. Duhaime’s bums flushed, the Prime Minister’s verbal ballet has achieved what it set out to achieve: to divide, to steer from side to side.
As well as his refusal not to take part in the debate of the heads of state and government in English. I am convinced of what the Anglos denounced, to the great satisfaction of the CAQ boss.
Second hiccup, category “down or up, my rascal!” »
I don’t think I’m one of those people who looks up to Quebec or ever have looked up. But the definition seems to have been expanded.
But allow me once again to put my big nose on a file.
Last week, Mr. Legault whispered the hypothesis of choosing between a tunnel and a bridge as the road connecting the two coasts in Quebec.
ouppelaille!
Comments soon followed with assistant’s precision that if the CAQ were re-elected it would be a tunnel. phew!
As he explained in the same week, the third link’s traffic studies had to be updated according to this new reality of working from home.
As if we had only just discovered the phenomenon, after two and a half years of a pandemic…
Come on Francois!
Poetic understanding of the situation: Dawn of a foretold decline.
PHOTO PAUL CHIASSON, THE CANADIAN PRESS
Eric Duhaime
Third Quack, I’m Not an ATM Category
The winner is… I open the envelope… Éric Duhaime!
He served us, the curator, a whole salad on top of his council tax bills.
I’ll spare you all the talking about the case because it’s bloody hard to follow.
But the whole thing reminded me of an old Sacha Distel song that my older cousins were listening to at the time. A little verse says, “Your father is not your father, but your father does not know. »
Mr. Duhaime also has this bad habit of leaving school tax and Hydro Quebec bills lying around and arguing with his plumber.
Ultimately, it smacks of a big lie and possibly illegality.
If we’re shooting a sequel to the Quebec film Liar, Mr. Duhaime shouldn’t hesitate to audition, talent we have in us…
And one last one, in the “leave it alone old lady” category
The leader of the PQ who opposed the lowering of the Quebec flag after the death of Queen Elizabeth.
Judgment in heels. It’s no ordinary pickup.
Me too, I don’t care about royalties Mr. PSPP. But the lady was very respectable and I think that’s the general feeling in Quebec.
Oh yeah ! I forgot. The $12 billion hole in the QLP’s budget. Nothing to add, I lack qualifications…
Between us
A few words on Congressman Alain Rayes’ decision to leave the Conservative Party of Canada and henceforth sit independently. It may seem trivial, but it isn’t. A brave leap into the void. A useful example of a politician who assumes and wants to be at peace with his beliefs. Very rare.