I don’t know why the provincial Liberals seem so discouraged these days…
Why do they have such long faces?
Why do they get out of breath while chasing their tail?
You are in power!
They are the ones who rule Quebec!
EVERYTHING IN MADRID!
Originally, the CAQ, as the name suggests, was a coalition between the Reds and the Blues.
The Liberals are disgusted by the shenanigans and the PQ is tired of waiting for a bright future that will never come.
At least not during her lifetime.
So those enemies of yesterday buried the hatchet and found themselves halfway there.
In Madrid the political highway leads to Quebec.
Between the embalmed dinosaurs of the PLQ and the old rusty trucks of the PQ (or vice versa).
Instead of swapping children, as divorced parents did in real Madrid, these politicians, separated from their former ideological family, decided to swap jerseys.
The reds wore the blue jersey of the former opposing camp and the blues wore the red jersey.
The Federalists took a step toward separation and the Separatists took a step toward federation.
But look at the CAQ today…
Are there still people who believe that François Legault’s party is nationalist?
Not only did Mr. Legault have to take his place and bury his autonomous dreams after Justin slammed the door in his face twenty times, but he now extols the virtues of balance!
The only thing missing is the beautiful Rocky Mountains.
“Don’t vote for PSPP or you will lose your beautiful Rocky Mountains!” »
There’s just as much “nationalism” in the CAQ as there is real cheese in Cheez Whiz.
It is no longer a nationalist party.
It is a party with a nationalist flavor – a big difference.
AWÈYE HOME!
As my colleague Karine Gagnon told me yesterday on QUB radio: If François Legault continues to make salamalecs in front of Canada, the frustrated separatists who agreed to put red in the blue to get back to power will the CAQ Leave the ship and return home.
Like an unfaithful husband who returns to his marital bed in embarrassment after realizing that his mistress ultimately wasn’t as great as he imagined.
Like the character Raimu plays in The Baker’s Wife, PSPP will be able to say to the repentant separatists when his cheating wife returns to him with a dejected expression and her tail between her legs:
“Are you coming back now?” You left with a good-for-nothing, a moonlight passerby… What did he have that he didn’t have, that I had? Since lions are stronger than rabbits, that’s no reason for rabbits to run after them and wink! »
When the tired separatists (but newly strengthened by the resurrection of their former party, which they thought dead and buried) have all left the CAQ, François Legault’s party will appear as what it is and perhaps always was, beneath theirs Roof worn patriotic costume: a federalist party.
Like the PLQ.
We will then be invited to the wedding.
“Members of the CAQ, do you agree to take the PLQ as your husband, for better or for worse? » will ask Father Pratte.
“Yes,” they will answer, their eyes in the water.
We throw the confetti and go back to the good old days.
When the Blues and the Reds weren’t playing on the same team.
LUXURY BS
As my colleague Sylvain Larocque revealed, Quebec donated $300 million to the Garda security company.
And what did the Garda owner just do? He paid $56 million to buy a winery in California!
It’s like going to my mother and asking her to give me $200 to buy food for my children.
“No problem, son, here’s a check… Are you coming home for dinner on Sunday?
– I would love to, Mom, but I can’t, I’m spending the weekend in New York! »
Openly, yes, but for money
To woo the woke, Victoria’s Secret decided two years ago to overhaul its image and become more “inclusive” by partnering with a transgender model.
However, this strategy did not lead to an increase in the company’s market shares, but on the contrary, it led to a decrease in sales!
Result: Bye-bye diversity, the company has returned to its first love: biological women in scantily clad clothing.
Proof that they only had one goal: to make money.
Beware of “virtuous” capitalism. Only one thing counts for companies: SHOW ME THE MONEY!
WHO IS THE TRUE DEMAGOGUE?
Whatever we think about Pierre Poilievre, one thing is undeniable: the man has the slime of hell!
In a video that has gone viral, we see the leader of the PCC turn around like a pancake to a journalist who accuses him (clumsily and without any argument) of being a populist copying Donald Trump.
If the journalist wanted to show to what extent Poilievre was a dangerous demagogue, then he failed!
On the contrary, the leader of the Canadian right (who responds to his critic by calmly biting into an apple) seems like a sensible and moderate man.
It’s the journalist who seems like an idiot!
