Therefore, the Place des Arts decided to drag the plog onto the show December celebrating Quebec’s holiday traditions every year for the past 20 years.
I just have to say, “Good liberation! »
ARRIVE IN THE CITY!
After all, the Place des Arts is not in the countryside!
Where people marry cousins and dance the jig all day!
The PDA is in Montreal!
The metropolis of Canada!
A multicultural capital with an international reputation!
Known worldwide for its magnificent ring!
What rivals in beauty the most beautiful monuments in the world!
We’re not like Saint-Glinglin-les-Moineaux, in Montreal!
We don’t join our little dusty traditions that smell of fir!
We are open! We are open!
Proof that we love diversity: we had a dwarf palace! We’ve uncovered the skeleton of the giant Beaupré!
You could see the Great Antonio, a pillar of the Yugoslav community, pulling buses through the streets of Rosemont with his hair!
And long before body diversity was all the rage, Bébé Papillon (350 pounds of pleasure) and Pitou La Botte (three foot six muscles) were rocking their asses in the hottest topless bars in town!
We don’t just have close-knit hells in Montreal, oh no! We have the Italian mafia! The Russian mafia! Street gangs of all stripes!
It’s filmed in French! In English ! In Mandarin! In Arabic !
And during Expo 67 we didn’t distinguish between ethnic groups, we sold spoiled meat in the pavilions of all countries!
A MODERN CITY!
This is Montreal!
And do you think we’ll cry because we can’t see Ti-Coune dance Rigodon anymore?
We leave heritage and folklore to the regions!
What’s the point of having a dog sled if you can ride the subway?
We have wifi, the rest of us! The internet is making its way into our homes! We snap pussy! We Tik Toke! We speak to the whole world!
We stage experimental plays about the lack of public housing for homeless non-binary drug addicts!
What should we do with your Canadian Nights?
We will replace that with a multidisciplinary show written by ChatGPT and approved by an intersectional committee!
We’re gonna sing Midnight Christian!
Black Christmas!
I saw dad kiss Santa Claus!
And Fa La La from Bündock!
OPEN TO THE WORLD!
Some rumors say that the PDA (which is largely funded by the Quebec government) is closed to the culture of the regions.
fake !
You can see Japanese drum shows there! Russian ballets! Chinese dancers!
And American musicals!
Remember: Place des Arts is not in Quebec! It’s in Montreal!
This is both unceded Mohawk territory and ceded French territory!
Visit us!
Visit us!
Two Five Four Six O One One!
