There’s this Damianodeimaneskin, Damianodeimaneskin by profession, engaged to a vaginal poetess by profession, engaged to what Damianodeimaneskin does, and who, even when he sees his mother, pounces on her like an angel. The image consultants explained to him that it’s called “stage diving” and it’s a very rocky thing, even copying other people’s costumes is very rocky, like showing up in garters and rafts like Frank n Furter from Rocky Horror, both with Tiktoker I don’t know once who he is, to then say it’s all original material, brands X and Y, the image consultants take care of it.
Damianodeimaneskin is about 23, He’s never made a song in his life, more than anything else he cloned the poses of others but then the Leccacula print thinks about it to say it’s all original material, vintage but original, glam, rock, true rock never dies. Then there’s someone who plays a little bit of guitar, his name is Steve Vaishe is 62 years old and if you want to see how she is I suggest a video on youtube where she appears Frank Zappe, Rome 1982, the song is called Stevie’s Spanking, the Mustachioed Maestro didn’t like allusions – after all, he was always “tougher than your husband”. Steve pictured himself the same age as Damianodeimaneskin Zappa, who trembled but managed to reproduce his most complicated solos, which for a guitarist was like playing Bach’s Well-Tempered Clavier as a boy.
He had already written to Frank and provided him with the musical transcriptions of some particularly obscure compositions, including Black Page #2, which is perhaps the world’s least executable score, stuff that would terrify even a Nagano, a Boulez . And Zappa had called him. And by the end of the audition he’d snorted “okay, you’re in” undeterred in a puff of smoke: and being sampled by the Greek-Sicilian from Baltimore was in itself a life-changing experience if you survived.
Yes, okay, but do you want to put Damianodeimaneskin with attached vaginal poetess? With the other, unfortunately with a reputation as a bassist who rips out his tongue and entertains us with his sapphic loved ones? If the other two park there, at least until show business decides that Damianodeimaneskin needs to go his own way, grow up, does he become Damianosenzaimaneskin? While we wait in agony war can wait famine too let’s go back to steve vai after zappa left alone and Today he is a high priest of the overly virtuosic guitar (but he also stars with Dweezyl, Frank’s son), and as such he was interviewed by Carlo Melato for Truth. What does Stevie say? He says no, rock is not dead, on the contrary, the technical level is constantly being updated, there are many promising young people.
He aptly calls a Jedi warrior Melato. Fresh from a few orthopedic surgeries, hand and shoulders, because warriors age too: but they don’t give up (when you see what Mick Jagger did on Monday night at the San Siro in 32 degrees after a week with Covid, at the start of 79 makes you feel crappy at any age). you might not like it his hyper-technical, supersonic guitar playing isn’t for everyoneAmong the protective deities, he himself names the hat, alongside the obligatory Zappa, Jimmy Page, Jeff Beck, and Brian May (whom Zappa particularly appreciated): Among other things, he says he has a strange humility that he can show on television and tell stories 8 billion people: none of you know how to do what I do with a guitar in my hand and instead you do something else.
Stevie, in his simplicity, has words of encouragement for music, rock, guitar and their performers, we said. With Melato he also indulges in technical considerations, stuff for connoisseurs, but what counts here is that he mentions the Italian among the names of the new group of performers Matteo Mancuso, a young Sicilian jazz player (take a look) known only to a small circle of connoisseurs; but now Vai defines it as “pure talent”one who “continues the development of the instrument both sonically and technically: it’s magnificent”. As for the Maneskin: “No, sorry: I don’t know it”. So abruptly.
Surely he’s lying, how can you not know who Damianodeimaneskin is? Perhaps you are ignoring Steve Vai who is the virtuoso of stage diving? How he dives into mama’s arms, nobody ever? Who doesn’t wear stockings like Amber Heard? Steve is just a Rosicone, mind you, an old man, one who should go to TikTok so he does a culture. Because he doesn’t know shit about music and we’re not really talking about rock. Who does he think he is just because he found out this guy, what’s his name, Frank Zappa? Carlo Melato should have pointed this out to him as well, but we know that information is enslaved, it’s all mainstream and someone really outside the system, like Damianodeimaneskin, will be unabashedly censored. Because he’s really uncomfortable and then they don’t give him any more space. He is rock.
Max Del Papa, June 23, 2022