In the ranking of the happiest zodiac signs of the week from March 27 to April 2, 2023, female zodiac signs such as Taurus and Cancer triumph. Mars, meanwhile, is moving back to normal after the long stop in Gemini, drawing energy from the air signs: That’s what next week’s horoscope has in store for us.
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There Ranking of the happiest characters of the week which runs from March 27th to April 2nd: Next week’s chart confirms the comeback of the earth signs, thanks to Venus in great favor in Taurus.
Horoscope, the ranking of the happiest signs for the next week
But there is also extraordinary news: Pluto enters the sign of Aquarius. At zero degrees, but it’s a revolution considering he’s been in Capricorn since 2008. Pluto in Aquarius will be a major social change in the name of technology, freedom, open mindedness and sharing. Meanwhile, after 6 very long months in Gemini, Mars is entering Cancer.
12. Libra
You will be as relaxed as on the colonoscopy couch. And let’s say it would be best not to ask too many questions or try to strike up a conversation with you. They don’t shy away from spitting out whatever you think without a filter. Not even bold glamor takes root.
The horoscope for March 22, 2023
11. Aquarius
You feel like someone who has just sat down on the sofa with the intention of spending an evening watching TV and red wine, when the intercom rings instead. And it’s nobody who was invited. Here the troublemaker in your case is called Pluto and he intends to place himself with you as your mother-in-law. Touch, roll up your sweatpants and head for new changes.
10. Gemini
They put themselves at the bottom of the leaderboard almost voluntarily, partly to balance karma, partly to rest. That all this sex has worn you out, hasn’t it twins?! Well, now you can rest because the only feelings you will have are pity for the geranium on your balcony that didn’t make it.
9. Capricorn
You’re sweet like those creamy caramel concoctions that always save you because they swell up in your stomach like rubber dinghies. The point is that you will have the same (very little) momentum both intellectually and gritty. In short, those who remember you as someone who takes matters into their own hands will notice this week that you have the same consistency as a marshmallow. But pink.
8. Leo
Do you really want to fix everything, like in those manic Japanese videos on Tik Tok that have a slipper rack on the wall in every room and a container with a different cap for each type of cereal? It will also be that these neuroses help distract you from cosmic intolerance and are an excellent excuse when you don’t feel like going out with your partner.
7. Aries
You really want to annoy yourself like the one who doesn’t even like going out for pizza. Who doesn’t like pizza? Mars really makes you want to fight, and in the morning you already wake up thinking about how to provoke the patience of those in front of you. And agreeing with you won’t be a way to escape it.
6. Scorpio
To resolve any situation, prefer newspapers to minimally empathetic dialogue. If someone offered to put you in their shoes, you would definitely object, first of all because of a question of hygiene. In short, you’re again that very sexy, no-confidence hardhead we know well.
5. Sagittarius
Sagittarius, you look back as proudly as one who arrives at the top of the mountain, even when your traveling companions have already pitched their tents and are having a barbecue. During that time you understood that everyone has their own times and that victories should always be celebrated. Even if you expected them for the year before. Good boy.
4. Pisces
Mars, on the other hand, is gone, and you’re doing a whole washing machine with underwear, which you’re hanging out on the balcony so everyone knows you’re back, better than before. It is your signal to the universe based on the available neighborhood. And that nobody dares to complain about the noise at night
3. Virgo
Venus and Mars together in your favor, Verginona, they haven’t actually seen each other since last semester. Now you want to recover like someone who is on a strict diet but gets a free meal. First of all, however, it is important to reactivate the feelings that roam around like croquettes once the dog has figured out where to keep them and how to open the door.
2. Taurus
You are the king of pleasures this week, Taurus. Basically you are giving yourself what we all say we want when we win €500,000. You don’t miss anything and the beauty is that you really do have a PhD in fooling around and tinkering. Hurrying just doesn’t belong with you like the knitted sock at the end of March.
1. Cancer
A minute’s silence in honor of your comeback, dear Cancer. Like Valentino Rossi in his prime, you’re ready to take turns and skim the thrills of the tarmac. Now that you’re back on the track, there’s certainly no need to park the go-kart in the pits. Show us who you are.