Kerry Katona has boasted that she can “still attract younger men” thanks to her many plastic surgeries – but admits it makes her look like an “Etch A Sketch MILF”.
The mother-of-five, 43, told the Mail's new comedy podcast Straight to the Comments that she finds it difficult to remember all her children's names and has to google their birthdays while staying at home Compares Cheshire to an “orphanage”.
Speaking about her cosmetic work, Kerry, who has previously undergone a tummy tuck and multiple breast jobs, said that she recently underwent an “eye lift” and that the under-the-knife exam leaves her looking young, but like a piece of furniture and The need for IKEA flat packs is put together at the beginning of each day.
The former Atomic Kitten singer, whose personal trainer fiancé Ryan Mahoney is seven years her junior, has five children, daughters Molly, 22, and Lilly-Sue, 21, from her marriage to West Life star Brian McFadden , Heidi, 17, and Maxwell, 15, who she shares with Mark Croft, and DJ, nine, whose father is the late George Kay.
She joked: “It's like an orphanage in my house… I have so many children, I can't remember their names, different fathers…”
Kerry Katona has boasted she can “still attract younger men” thanks to her many plastic surgeries – but admits it makes her look like an “Etch A Sketch MILF”.
The former Atomic Kitten singer, whose personal trainer fiancé Ryan Mahoney is seven years younger than her, told the Mail's new comedy podcast Straight to the Comments! that she finds it difficult to remember the names of all her children to notice
Kerry has five children, daughters Molly and Lilly-Sue from her marriage to West Life star Brian McFadden, Heidi and Maxwell, who she shares with Mark Croft, and DJ, whose father is the late George Kay
Kerry continued: “Well I'm turning 44 this year, they're eight and a half years younger than me so I can still pull them but I think I'm done.”
“I just had an eye lift, so that probably helped.” Honestly, it's like an Etch-A-Sketch down here of how much shit I've done. “I’m like a flat pack from IKEA, it comes with instructions on how to put it together in the morning.”
When asked about her engagement to Ryan, who has been her partner of six years, Kerry said she was “afraid” to walk down the aisle after her three failed marriages.
She said, “Shit, I'm scared… one moment I like him, the next I don't.”
“I joke, I love him more than anything, but I've been married three times, I've been divorced twice and now I'm a widow and I want to get married.”
“I believe everyone deserves a happy life, no matter what you have been through, we all deserve to be loved.”
The OnlyFans star explained how she now works with photographers to create her own paparazzi images after realizing she could make money by posting her image.
Kerry recalled a beach holiday where her jaw dropped as a group of “young boys” caught her staring at her in a bikini.
She said: “It took me a long time to get to this stage.”
“I think I was sitting there eating a burger, I was drinking a pint and I was lying topless on a beach bed and the picture sold for £75,000 and I thought, wait a minute, why don't I take one? This money and I have a hell of a lot of kids? From that moment on I made my own setup pap pictures.
“I think I'm going on holiday, let's get a lot of pictures out.” The last time I was there I was on holiday and I was walking by the sea and all these young guys were looking at me and I thought: ” Yes, I know I'm a MILF, but you're a little young.” “You look at me like that and I look and there's a pulp in the bush…”
As she discusses the ups and downs of her career, which has seen the TV personality battle drug addiction, bankruptcy and learn to deal with her bipolar disorder, Kerry insists that “money means f***ing everything” and that life is important to her What matters most to mothers is their children.
After growing up in nursing homes, the star says she can't remember a time in her life when she felt financially stable and prefers to remember the beautiful memories she made with her family has.
When asked about her engagement to Ryan, who has been her partner of six years, Kerry said she was “afraid” to walk down the aisle after her three failed marriages
The OnlyFans star explained how she now works with photographers to create her own paparazzi images after realizing she could make money by posting her image (pictured in September 2019).
She said: “When I left Atomic Kitten I had £30,000 in the bank and used it to buy my mum a house and move to Ireland with Brian McFadden.”
“I got pregnant with Mollie and I didn't want to be rich and famous, I just wanted to be a mother and a wife, that was my dream… I thought that was it and left everything behind me, but this happened. “Don't leave me.
“I've been on every side of the coin imaginable, I've found my way from getting my clothes from a balloon sale, to a robbery, to not being able to open anything on Christmas morning, to becoming a millionaire and bankrupt, but money means f.” All in all, it just gives you options.
“All I can take with me on my deathbed are the memories I create with my children.”
And listeners will hear more from Kerry when they tune in to Straight To The Comments!
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