The very fact that we have to irrevocably report the news shows that this elite paranoia is known Cancel culture He won and it became a general discussion. It is precisely for this reason that all we are left with is the testimony, the compilation of a chronicle that is in itself strange and grotesque, after reality has long since destroyed fantasy in the name of everyday surreality. The latest, very serious debate that is worrying the international scientific community is being carried out in the very authoritative magazine Focus, which for the occasion seems to be transformed by the Gedi group into a satirical supplement: “It is right to change that. “ politically incorrect names from certain animals?”. Yes, we know, here too we had hoped that the report was the side effect of a drinking evening staged in the editorial office, but the over-authoritarian science had also reported on the news a few days earlier. So we need to smother any remaining self-horror and report it to you.
THE SCIENTISTS
A variety of scientists (zoologists, biologists, taxonomists) used the latest edition of the Zoological Journal of the Linnean Society, the world’s largest natural history society founded in 1788 with its prestigious London headquarters in Piccadilly, to open the Hunt for Nazi fascist insects. No, not to a newly forming SS group, but to invertebrate organisms that are strongly suspected of ideological deviation. Anophthalmus hitleri, for example. This is a very rare cave beetle that lives only in a few caves in central Slovenia (at least since the defeat of 1945, as we can imagine). The small animal was identified in the 1930s by Austrian naturalist Oscar Scheibel, who was apparently a ravenous admirer of his fellow dictator, so much so that he dedicated the discovery to him.
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The guide appreciated it and even sent a thank you letter to the appreciative scientist. It appears that the beetle has not even distanced itself from him yet, so remedial action is urgently needed. Another species of insect, known to its scholars for similar biographical reasons as Rochlingia hitleri, cannot distance itself even if it had wanted to, since it lived about 300 million years ago and is therefore largely extinct, probably in a bunker in the Near Berlin. Nature’s censors would definitely change its name (very) retroactively, in keeping with their own Orwellian approach: biology, like history in 1984, is “a palimpsest that can be scraped off and rewritten as often as desired.” ” . But in boldly denouncing these Sciroccats… Sorry, scientists, there’s some material for that too it touches our national conscience.
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In fact, it is still included in the classification Hypopta mussolinii, a Libyan butterfly species (clearly troop and colonial) discovered at the time of the Italian occupation by a scholar who was not particularly critical of the regime. After the Focus article, we expect a full-page article from Saviano on the Moth, demonstrating the enduring black “vocation” of Italians, a collection of signatures from Micromega against the fascist taxonomy (which would also be a good idea to save). (the left-wing magazine is threatened with closure), at least a permanent meeting of the Democratic Party, personally chaired by Elly, to evaluate the appropriate initiatives against the zoological-authoritarian tendency (nothing is excluded, not even the Aventine).
THE TRADITION
We joke, unfortunately the learned psycho-policemen of scientific language do not do this, as one of the most aggressive explained Kevin Thiele, professor at the University of Western Australia, interviewed by The Conversation (Insectgate exploded in all reputable global newspapers): “We believe that science must be socially responsible and responsive” (implied: compared to the woke masses, multi-graduates speak now like Chiara Ferragni). He explains: “Science is embedded in culture, not housed in ivory towers, and scientists should work for the common good rather than blindly following tradition.” He has convinced us that we expect the anti-fascist entomologists’ manifesto at any moment, complete with a list of partisan bans of the kind that should be banned in the name of the “common good.” After that, we may as well turn off the lights of politically correct Zelig, it will be difficult to do better.