Do you know who I would like to interview on my radio show on QUB?
Marie-Claude Bibeau, Federal Minister of Agriculture and Food.
I would ask her if she is bisexual.
Whether she has ever participated in orgies.
And if he happens to be wearing a jackstrap.
SAILING AND STEAMING
What, it’s none of my business what happens in Madame Bibeau’s bed?
Would that be rude?
Am I not allowed to ask such intimate questions?
Why does his ministry ask farmers such questions?
Why is it so important for Mrs. Bibeau to know if the farmer Jœ Blow, who lives at row 3 of Sainte-Cyril-les-Garnottes, sails and steams?
When he’s having fun with his cousin after milking his cows?
It seems to me that it’s not his onions either!
After all, as Trudeau Sr. said, the state has nothing to do with people’s bedrooms, does it?
If dad (who knew how to have fun) sadly didn’t want to know how we had sex, Trudeau Jr. is like Janette Bertrand.
He wants to know.
Hardly unless he’s hiding under our bed with binoculars to see who’s catching us on Saturday nights when there’s no hockey on…
Do you think I’m exaggerating?
Not even.
Ottawa recently announced an aid program for farmers who want to go green.
To be eligible for maximum assistance, you must be of Indigenous descent, female, a visible minority member, disabled and/or a member of the LGBTQ2+ community.
Are you a straight white male without a disability?
You receive less money than your neighbor, a lesbian aborigine in a wheelchair.
This is Trude from Canada.
We want to know what the guy who grows the carrots we buy from Metro or IGA is doing in his bedroom.
It appears to be very important for the future of Canada’s agri-food sector.
Because you may not know it, but that’s the big problem in farming in Canada.
There aren’t enough bisexuals milking cows.
CARMEN CAMPAIGN
Although if you think about it…
A cow’s udder is an udder. And it looks like a penis.
I imagine that inspired Ottawa officials.
They told themselves that there is nothing better than a bisexual person manipulating such an organ.
Maybe that’s why the farmer from Carmen Campagne couldn’t pull his cow: she was straight.
If I were leader of the Conservative Party, I would commit to banning the government and all Canadian corporations from asking any questions about the sex life of citizens.
Something tells me people would love to hear that.
Because we’re getting fed up with it.
It is all well and good to help minorities. But too much is like not enough.
As the saying goes, just because a cow cries louder doesn’t mean she gives more milk.
How to delete the women
In a document defining the various terms related to inclusion and diversity (the document was removed from its website after the outcry it caused), Johns Hopkins University stated that a lesbian is “a non-male who is attracted to non-men”.
Ah…
A woman is now a “non-man”?
And a white man is a “non-black man”?
Are people with four functional limbs “not paraplegic” and living beings “undead”?
One thing is for sure: the spoken language is bullshit!
Or what you might call “non-intelligence”.
The PLQ and the chair musical
The PLQ reminds me of a man who plays musical chairs and when the game master interrupts the song, he’s the only one not sitting!
He had spotted a chair, but the CAQ was faster than him!
It’s no fun being a federalist party with nationalist pretensions that wants to increase Quebec’s prosperity by betting on hydropower when the ruling party is a federalist party with nationalist pretensions that wants to increase Quebec’s prosperity by betting on hydropower!
what do you have left
Trump is not a fascist!
Photo: AFP
In her excellent book They Knew, which I will tell you more about one day, American journalist Sarah Kendzior says that contrary to what many people think, Trump is not a fascist.
A fascist, she says, may be a dangerous extremist, but he cares about his country.
However, Trump doesn’t care about the United States.
Trump only thinks about one thing and only about his bank account.
He’s a gangster who went into politics to get rich, period. If he could dismantle his land and sell its various components to the highest bidder, he would.
