Our president is failing, ailing and should have long since disappeared from the halls of power.
Despite last week's scathing denunciation from Joe Biden's own Justice Department that he is a blatantly sleepy, senile disaster – and the fact that a staggering 86 percent of Americans now think he is too old for a second term – I am heartbroken about this worried His family doctor is pushing for a prescription that borders on malpractice.
And I don't mean White House physician Kevin O'Connor.
Take a step forward Dr. Jill Biden (Alma Mater, University of Delaware. Doctor of Educational Leadership.)
As her octogenarian husband trudges through annoying, gaffe-filled press conferences, stumbling upstairs, seeing dead people and struggling to remember the death of his own son, most commentators – rightly – target Old Sleepy himself as the one whose greedy skeletal fingers have won Don't be moved by the tiller of the Oval Office.
But a fascinating new book last week got me thinking: What role does Jumping Jill—nine years younger than Joe in terms of mental and physical prowess, but practically generations younger—play in all this? And what kind of woman would she be if she didn't seriously beg him to resign now?
I am deeply concerned that Joe's GP is exceeding the boundaries of good medical practice. And I don't mean White House physician Kevin O'Connor. Take a step forward Dr. Jill Biden (Alma Mater, University of Delaware. Doctor of Educational Leadership.)
She is nine years younger than Joe, although mentally and physically she is practically generations younger. What kind of woman would she be if she didn't seriously beg him to resign now?
New York Times White House hawk Katie Rogers is releasing “American Woman” later this month, taking delicious aim at our youngest first ladies, starting with the retarded Hillary Clinton.
But it's Dr. Jill, who receives the actual surgical treatment.
Our current First Femme stars as screaming nurse Ratched, who bullies the staff into submission and does everything in her power to prevent the voting American public from learning the truth about her deteriorating patient – sorry, husband.
“Why didn’t anyone stop this?!” She is said to have shouted at employees after they allowed President Velveeta Cheese Brains to humiliate himself in front of journalists in 2022.
“Where was the person who wanted to end the press conference?” she demanded.
Well, Doc, instead of some lady bashing taxpayer funded morons for literally letting the President of the United States do his job, how about you answer this: What will it take for you to blow out the withered wick of Biden and reach your petrified state? Free husband from his high official misery? Isn't it time to call it quits?
After all, the Biden clan more than enjoyed their time in the DC sunshine.
As Joe never lets us forget, was he first elected to the Senate over 50 years ago? …Or was it 30 years? …Or was that President Sisi of Mexico?
Jill played second senorita to the sexy Michelle O. She drank and grinned galore at state dinners and enjoyed eight long years with Beyoncé, Meghan and Lady Gaga in the bespoke Oscar de la Renta and enough Jimmy Choos to finance her PhD .
In 2020 it increased again – and since then there's been a private jet jamboree, Delaware Beach Jollies, Ralph Lauren and Reem Acra ad infinitum. And yes, we can't forget Vogue.
Here was our High Priestess of the Democratic People, draped in sea foam silk and embroidered with gold, her eyes closed in ecstasy as she clutched granddaughter Naomi on the November 2022 cover of The White House Wedding.
“We're so close to our families that we always knew we were getting married in someone's backyard,” Naomi gushed to the magazine before she and her groom climbed a ladder to cut their eight-tier wedding cake.
Look: I understand that our commanders in skirts and shirts deserve brilliant treatment (I don't want President Mitterrand to outshine us!). And I also feel a burning desire to protect your husband. This is what all caring partners do.
But at what point does passionate protectiveness become stubborn politics – and when can one assume that Nana Jill has a certain preference for the San Pellegrino that was served at Anna Wintour's shoots?
After all, the Biden clan more than enjoyed their time in the DC sunshine. Jill played second senorita to the sexy Michelle O. She drank and grinned galore at state dinners and enjoyed eight long years with Beyoncé, Meghan and Lady Gaga in the bespoke Oscar de la Renta and enough Jimmy Choos to finance her PhD .
In 2020, it upped its game again – and since then it's been a private jet jamboree, Delaware Beach Jollies, Ralph Lauren and Reem Acra ad infinitum. And yes, we can't forget Vogue. (Pictured: with Lady Gaga).
But at what point does passionate protectiveness become stubborn politics – and when can one assume that Nana Jill has a certain preference for the San Pellegrino that was served at Anna Wintour's shoots? (Pictured: Jill presents an award at the 2023 Grammys).
Robert Hur's realization that Joe is an “older man with a poor memory” and the resulting consequences mark a significant turning point.
From hysterical Hillary to the New York Times to leftist Jon Stewart, even the most liberal circles of the establishment are now turning to the “chocolate chip cookie guy” for their last scoop of presidential ice cream.
Nevertheless, Dr. Jill is still rooting for the lame old racehorse to put down his hot cocoa and blankets and emerge victorious at the Kentucky Derby.
Jill directed a message addressed to “friends” and signed “love” at Hur and aimed at “inaccurate and personal political attacks.” She emphasized that Joe had “wisdom, empathy and vision” as well as a lot of “experience and expertise”.
This much is undoubtedly true. But if she truly cared about her husband's legacy – that of the Biden family name – she would put down the silverware and put an end to this sick farce.
Do what's right, Jill. Otherwise, you'll be remembered as the spotlight-loving, age-defying Elphaba who defied gravity and gave Oz away to Donald Trump.