Kevin Hart revealed his penis “looks like a thumb” and his testicles “look like my fists” after injuring himself racing.
The prankster, 44, took on former NFL running back Stevan Ridley, 34, in the competition, with disastrous results.
He announced on Wednesday that he had “torn my lower abdomen and abductors,” leaving him temporarily confined to a wheelchair.
Now, in a new Instagram update on Thursday, Kevin confessed that he had also suffered some physical damage that was less visible to the general public.
“It’s bloody bad,” he said sadly while sitting in a car next to his folded wheelchair. “Everything’s swollen.” The finished eggs grew insanely large.’
Wounded while walking: Kevin Hart revealed his penis “resembles a thumb” and his testicles “look like my fists” after injuring himself in a race
Kickback: In a new Instagram video on Thursday, Kevin confronted his friends about the deluge with phone calls, asking: “What the hell?” and taunting him, “Man, you’re supposed to be in shape!”
“The finished eggs got big as hell”: “It’s damn bad,” he said sadly, while sitting in a car next to his folded wheelchair and discussing his condition
When news of Kevin’s injury broke earlier this week, his celebrity friends gave him ebullient support – albeit with an occasional bite.
“If 44 is driving you insane… wait until you get to 55… you might just dissolve. ‘Get well soon, silly!’ Wanda Sykes wrote on social media.
“I tore my adductors off my pelvis in a wrestling match. “A true story,” wrote Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson in Kevin’s comments when he first announced his injury on Instagram. ‘You’ll be fine. You’ll grow a third ball, but you’ll be fine.’
Stevan Ridley, Kevin’s race opponent, teased him: “I saw @TOMBRADY do it at your age so I thought you had the juice too big bro!”
In a new Instagram video Thursday, Kevin took his friends to task for showering him with calls asking, “What the hell?” and adding, “Man, you should be in shape!”
Kevin insisted, “B****, I’m in shape!” and attributed his current suffering to his age rather than his physical fitness.
Distraught over his current situation, he complained about “how long it takes me to get the f*cking out of the car” and sighed, “I’m freaking bad, man.”
The ‘Get Hard’ star explained, “Balls look like my fists, I can’t move my friggin’ legs, all off, ‘Ready, steady, go.’ Never again.’
Oops: The 44-year-old comedian feuded with former NFL running back Stevan Ridley (left), 34, with disastrous results
Uh oh: Video footage of the race has since surfaced on social media showing Kevin torn some abdominal muscles
Giggling, he said, “And to every friend who’s called me and laughed at me, oh boy, after this six-eight week when I’m functional again, I’m an easy guy.” On, and you know who to hell you are.’
In a caption littered with crying, laughing emojis, Kevin wrote, “All my friends can kiss me**… I wish you guys could hear some of those f***ing shouts.” Suddenly everyone’s a f***ing doctor or a doctor…F*** YALL MAN!!!!’
The Rock chimed in on the comments, matching his previous public comment about Kevin’s injuries, writing, “I said what I said out of love,” with a crying laughing emoji.
When he went public with his injuries on Instagram this Wednesday, Kevin shed some light on how his race against Stevan came about in the first place.
“Anyone who knows me knows that I’m pretty fast,” Kevin assured his fans. “Stevan said, ‘Kevin, there’s no way you’re going to hit me.’
During his eight years in the NFL, Stevan was known for his speed, running his 40-yard streak in 4.65 seconds at the 2011 Combine.
Kevin, who is a full decade older than Stevan, acknowledged his age’s role in his misfortune when he first announced his mishap.
“Ladies and gentlemen, the age of 40 is real,” he said. “To all my men and women out there who are 40 and older: It’s not a game – respect that age.”