Megan Fox is back! And she’s rocking a brand new hairstyle.
Machine Gun Kelly should be worried because he’s not the only pretty blonde in the relationship anymore.
If not the haircut, he should at least be worried about the group chat Megan recently shared on her IG story, in which she describes what kind of man they’re looking for so far.
In a conversation with three unidentified people, Megan responds that she prefers “some danger,” “drama,” and “dysfunction” to “bombshell” in her “toxic” husband.
Someone else replies they also need “a tattoo on daaaa Bentley,” implying that this ideal man must have some ink. (It’s a possible reference to Kim Kardashian’s famous response to Wendy Williams about tattoos.)
In the next part of the conversation, the group ponders where to find “6’5 Emo to Get Tangled,” and they hilariously suggest hitting Spencer’s Gifts, Hot Topic, or Dollz Kill.
Then someone throws out the question, “Where do I find a billionaire with tattoos and a tall man with a bun,” before admitting, “There isn’t.” Megan agrees, saying that’s why she’s staying (at Machine Gun Kelly).
Another person asks Megan how she has the energy to deal with a toxic man and she replies, “The traumatized and ignored child in her [her] loves it.”
Of course, MGK got wind of the hilarious conversation, which clearly describes him as a 6ft 5 toxic man with tattoos. He responded with “ily2@meganfox” alongside emojis of a toxic symbol and two people I’m assuming they are.
And if anyone didn’t catch they were joking, Megan shared a final message about “conceptualizing the more nuanced levels of trolling” from her crystal pendulum. This isn’t the first time MGK and Megan have taken hilarious jokes about their relationship on Instagram.
I’m glad they’re getting back to regularly scheduled (and chaotic) content!
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