Ready to celebrate Halloween. Repair work on the Louis-Hippolyte-La Fontaine tunnel will begin tomorrow. Locals, welcome to Montreal!
Let’s sing along, werewolves and witches!
“It’s going to be hell!” A tragedy foretold! The mess everywhere. »
Like the cicada, we took advantage of the warm weather and forgot that the work on the tunnel and its major traffic disruptions would come with autumn.
Plan B to choose from
You would swear everyone woke up at once and realized the magnitude of the situation.
The river shuttle, the subway, park and rides, buses, carpooling…
I’m surprised our officials didn’t think to install zip lines. Crossing the river would be spectacular.
it will be fine
Our Mayor of Montreal, Madame Joie de Vivre, regrets that she did not have enough information about the impact this project will have on her city.
We probably haven’t talked about this long enough…
Let’s be reassured, the city is “extremely proactive,” says City Hall.
Montreal will make every effort to protect its neighborhoods from the evil motorists that will flock from all South Shore intersections.
Vade Retro, Satana! Back Satan!
Take public transport
With pleasure, Madam Mayor, but what do the workers do in the evenings, at night, at the weekend?
We don’t all work 9am to 5pm. However, there are fewer transport options outside of this time slot.
Normally, we are told, there is less traffic… The transport and delivery of goods suggests the opposite…
If we have time until 2025, it’s better to calm nerves and road noise.
In the meantime I’ll get out my candy for Halloween and to hell with the pumpkin! I put my witch hat on an orange cone, it’s very decorative!
