MORON People share lyrics that you MUST see to believe

MORON! People share lyrics that you MUST see to believe

Text Heal! These funny replies to messages will brighten your day

  • People all over the world have shared some of their funniest strings of text
  • A person in the UK tried to order an Überhaus only to find they were there
  • In the US, a mother got her child back when she accidentally called her
  • Read more: People are sharing the hilariously brutal texts they’ve received

When texts fly back and forth, you have to come up with a funny answer quickly, and some people just have a knack for formulating the perfect answer.

From parents teaching their kids a thing or two, to a grinning cat winning a landlord’s heart, Play Junkie has rounded up some of the most laughable moments from around the world.

A US mother responded to a missed call from one of her children who wouldn’t call by scathingly telling them her birth was also an “accident,” while an unsuspecting teen thought a thermometer was a pregnancy test.

FEMAIL has put together a selection of the funniest snapshots here…

Burn!  This US mom reveals her kid who made the biggest mistake after being accidentally called

Burn! This US mom reveals her kid who made the biggest mistake after being accidentally called

That's not how you make a baby!  Elsewhere in the US, this teenager is about to learn the facts of life after mistaking a thermometer for a pregnancy test

That’s not how you make a baby! Elsewhere in the US, this teenager is about to learn the facts of life after mistaking a thermometer for a pregnancy test

Feather lightly confusing!  In Canada, Gucci the bird is not confused with its owner's beard... how do you respond to that?

Feather lightly confusing! In Canada, Gucci the bird is not confused with its owner’s beard… how do you respond to that?

But he is so cute!  In an unknown location, this cute cat breaks the landlord's lease by sneaking into the apartment with charm

But he is so cute! In an unknown location, this cute cat breaks the landlord’s lease by sneaking into the apartment with charm

On the way to nowhere!  Someone somewhere is trying to figure out how to get home after leaving their own party drunk

On the way to nowhere! Someone somewhere is trying to figure out how to get home after leaving their own party drunk

The morning after!  In the US, that person has a bad head...we hope they didn't get through 32 margaritas on their own

The morning after! In the US, that person has a bad head…we hope they didn’t get through 32 margaritas on their own

Why good friends?  At first one assumes that he is asking for money, but it seems a bit of an exaggeration.  Maybe it's normal for these guys to walk each other's partners in an unknown place...

Why good friends? At first one assumes that he is asking for money, but it seems a bit of an exaggeration. Maybe it’s normal for these guys to walk each other’s partners in an unknown place…

Crushed by your crush!  At an undisclosed location, this girl tried to strike up a conversation with her crush but was rebuffed because of her bad spelling

Crushed by your crush! At an undisclosed location, this girl tried to strike up a conversation with her crush but was rebuffed because of her bad spelling

Down with the kids!  Kellie's father was so keen on using technology to interact with his children, but the struggle was documented for all to see

Down with the kids! Kellie’s father was so keen on using technology to interact with his children, but the struggle was documented for all to see

An offer to strike!  This haggler who is said to be in Florida is determined to get these shoes for less, she'll even throw her baby croc in them

An offer to strike! This haggler who is said to be in Florida is determined to get these shoes for less, she’ll even throw her baby croc in them

Proud parents!  It's humbling to see that this US mom genuinely believes her child can run Google on her computer

Proud parents! It’s humbling to see that this US mom genuinely believes her child can run Google on her computer

ransom demand!  Here's hoping these US parents will crack one of those classic dad jokes when they're asked to pick up their kid

ransom demand! Here’s hoping these US parents will crack one of those classic dad jokes when they’re asked to pick up their kid

Work hard or hardly work?  Off the island of Hulhumale in the Maldives, this man has rediscovered the importance of working remotely while dedicating himself to paperwork underwater

Work hard or hardly work? Off the island of Hulhumale in the Maldives, this man has rediscovered the importance of working remotely while dedicating himself to paperwork underwater

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