After a tough year of intense election campaigning, I offer the elected members of the National Assembly a glimpse on the occasion of the holidays:
Francois Legault, Prime Minister
Laughter therapy to regain the good mood of 2018.
Geneviève Guilbault, Deputy Prime Minister
A hypnosis session to convince herself in case she has to repeat: “I, Bernard, I love him”.
Christian Dubé, Minister of Health
Given the magnitude of the task, a case of Red Bull and boxes of vitamin C should be consumed at the same time, where approved by Health Canada.
Eric Girard, Secretary of the Treasury
A callback from Gary Bettman.
Bernard Drainville, Minister of Education
A range of t-shirts and other derivative products featuring the effigy of “Drop me with the GHGs” to commemorate his survival after this very high political risk quote.
Pierre Fitzgibbon, Minister for Economy
A permanent ethics assistant so he understands how to keep up appearances.
Jean Boulet, Labor MinisterI
A period and the word CERTAIN. If he had to repeat his landmark sentence from 2022, it would be corrected as follows: 80% of immigrants go to Montreal. Some don’t work, don’t speak French, or don’t adhere to the values of Quebec society.
Simon Jolin-Barrette, Minister for Justice
An arm wrestling tournament with Chief Justice of the Quebec Court Lucie Rondeau to settle this once and for all.
Christine Fréchette, Minister for Immigration
A clear view from his boss on immigration would help.
Jonatan Julien, Minister responsible for the Capitale-Nationale
A season pass for the Le Relais ski center.
Benoit Charette, Minister for the Environment
A new pandemic so it can meet its GHG reduction goals.
Youri Chassin, deputy for Saint-Jérôme
A scaled down model of a company car… while waiting for a real one.
OPPOSITION
Marc Tanguay, interim leader of the PLQ
A box set from the Game of Thrones series that takes some getting used to.
Marwah Rizqy, Member of Parliament for Saint Laurent
A portable air purifier and a one-year membership in Véronique Hivon’s fan club
Gabriel Nadeau-Dubois, Parliamentary Chair of QS
A big van for the family, before the advent of a possible orange tax.
Manon Massé, co-spokeswoman of QS
An informational pamphlet “Who is Christine Labrie?” “.
Paul St-Pierre Plamondon, Head of PQ
The box of the Living Three series, as well as its PQ booklet, stolen by Solidarity candidate Marie-Ève Rancourt in Camille-Laurin to have them framed.
Eric Duhaime, Chairman of the PCQ
An ice fishing hut in Sainte-Anne-de-la-Pérade to settle in front of the Parliament all winter.
