Like Russia the invasion began and the women fled with their children from the bombing, the duke and Duchess of Sussex declare from their mansion in California that they “stand with the people of Ukraine.”
What a consolation for families huddled in terror in makeshift bunkers to learn that this spoiled couple feels their pain and is “against any violation of international and humanitarian law.” How Putin should tremble in his boots!
Long live the Lord, this couple has given the word absurd hidden depths; they elevated grandeur and pomp to a new art form.
What is so grimly predictable is their deluded belief that we stick to their every deep word.
Last August, they told us that the Taliban’s advance in Afghanistan had left them “with a broken heart.” They felt “the many layers of pain due to the situation” – indeed, they felt it so searing that they remained “silent.”
What a comfort for families huddled in terror in makeshift bunkers to learn that this spoiled couple feels their pain and is “against any violation of international and humanitarian law.”
Only once in their privileged life were they truly speechless. But they will not put on a sock, of course, because they are committed to “alleviating the suffering of those we know and those we may never meet.”
This duet with tin ears are universal for laughter. Yet today, they will be honored by an American civil rights group, joining other recipients, including Rihanna, Jay-Z and Serena Williams.
But although they will jump to any celebration to wave their so caring accreditations, it seems outrageously insensitive that we have not heard a word from them about the Queen’s decision to give Camilla the title of Queen Consort when Charles becomes King.
There was a moment when Harry was screaming for his stepmother. Now there is radio silence.
Only once in their privileged life were they truly speechless. But they will not put on a sock, of course, because they are committed to “alleviating the suffering of those we know and those we may never meet.” Ukrainian soldiers are pictured above in Kiev next to a downed plane
Maybe he’s just keeping everything for his autobiography, which will be released during the Queen’s anniversary celebrations.
Eventually, he finds time in his frantic schedule to complain to his London lawyers, Schillings (who cost squillions), about those who dare to insult his dignity and Megs.
Meanwhile, the queen is moving, performing light duties, although she has Covid.
How sad for Her Majesty that her soldier grandson Harry had failed to inherit her selfless spirit and sense of duty.
Enough shame of fashion, thank you. Our stylists argue that we have clothes for £ 200 in our wardrobe that we never wear. In my case, it’s more than £ 2,000 in a lot of closets – and the only reason I don’t wear them is because I can’t fit in them anymore!
Soccer in a slow lane
Not long ago, UEFA announced that the final of the Champions League will not be held in St. Petersburg in May, as planned. The Grand Prix in Russia was also canceled after former Formula One world champion Sebastian Vettel and current champion Max Verstappen refused to compete. If only there was such a chorus of condemnation by footballers over St. Petersburg – but maybe they were too busy to kneel.
We’ll all miss you, Helen
Peaky Blinders is back for its sixth and final series tomorrow night without the magnificent matriarch Polly Gray, played menacingly by Helen McCrory, who died last year.
As millions of her fans wonder how the show can go on without Polly, let’s all think of her husband Damien Lewis and their two children, for whom, painfully, life must go on without their beloved Helen.
Known for her long locks, Nicole Scherzinger posted a video on TikTok in which she cut them into a short wavy bun. Or maybe she just took out her hair extensions.
Furious viewers of The One Show have accused Mrs Brown’s Boys star Brendan O’Carroll of racism for joking that black actor Tyler Perry, who plays a nasty grandmother in the new film A Madea Homecoming, may not make it to his hit TV show. BBC show. Surely the awakened warriors must be equally outraged that both men play old women – considered so insulting that both Tuxi and Mrs. Doubtfire were burned in the fire of indignation #womanface.
End of the quay show for Amol
Asked by ITV if the rumors that Amol Rajan had been offered a shocking deal to replace Pierce Morgan were true, they laughed and said the last thing they needed was a politically correct squeaky metropolitan wears a fake diamond earring. The only one who spread this rumor, they said, was Amol Nitrate (the nickname of the ambitious Beeb).
Shortly afterwards, when Alec Baldwin accidentally shot and killed Halina Hutchins on the set of the western film Rust, he was filmed comforting her husband Matt and nine-year-old son Andros. Now Mr Hutchins says he is horrified that Baldwin is playing the victim and is furious that he refuses to take responsibility for the tragedy. Meanwhile, the star appears with her young children, who look discouraged and confused. Oscar nomination for this acting, Mr. Baldwin.
Camilla says her favorite book to read to her grandchildren is David Williams’ Gangsta Granny, which plans to steal crown jewels from the Tower of London. Strange choice, given that her sworn detractors, who accuse her of Charles’ divorce, think she has a place there – in the Tower.
Westminster Wars
The prime minister directed his inner Churchill in response to the invasion of Ukraine – a stately with magnificent speeches and a leader of the EU on economic sanctions, which tragically proved insufficiently severe, not in time to save the Ukrainian people.
Unlike Churchill, the Western world has chosen not to fight the Russians on the beaches of Ukraine or on the streets. Unlike Churchill, at the darkest hour for Ukraine, the Free World surrendered.
After MP David Ames was stabbed to death during his operation, lawmakers promised a new, kinder policy, only to continue bile and vitriol. It was tragic that the invasion of Ukraine, like a courtesy, had to finally come down on the Municipalities.
Former SNP leader Alex Salmond has suspended “until further notice” – he did not leave – his lucrative TV show on Russian state television RT. It’s too late to see him as a pacifier for Putin who grabs money.
Zoe’s Batman’s chest
As if the side tits weren’t disgusting enough, now we have Batman’s tits, which the star of the new film, Zoe Kravitz, brought to the red carpet for his presentation
As if the side tits weren’t disgusting enough, now we have Batman’s tits, which the star of the new film, Zoe Kravitz, brought to the red carpet for his presentation.
Not only is it stupid, it also looks very painful.
Or maybe he just got dressed quickly and put the Catwoman mask upside down on his bosom.
Does M&S seem to be tied to computer nodes, worrying about the feelings of women who can’t have children – or trying to reassure those in the trans lobby for whom “mother” may be an insult?
Whatever it was, the email we loyal customers received asking us if we preferred not to be reminded of Mother’s Day was absurd – not least because it managed to remind us of Mother’s Day anyway.
A study found that dogs grieve when they lose a companion dog. Cats do it too.
When my ginger and white mogul Ted lost his best friend Rocky, who lived next door and was killed on the way, he was inconsolable, even giving up his Felix treats. Then, months later, every day at dusk, Ted would go out and sit on the wall where he and Rocky were meeting, shouting pitifully about him.
Bjorn of Abba has separated from Lena, his wife of 41, after spending time with his first wife, Agnetha, while working on Voyage, the band’s first album in 40 years. Whether it’s a renewed first love, Voulez-Vous, “we’ve done it all before and now we’re back to get more, yeah.” We, the fans of Abba, can live with hope.