The afternoon revolution on Telecinco began this Monday, they said. With a woman who, after dominating the mornings, would conquer the afternoons. And what happened is something like this. That at five o’clock in the afternoon the Ana Rosa Quintana of 30 years ago appeared, who delivered the verdict and for whom artificial intelligence made it possible to speak about the things that are of interest today. The result was a certain Juuyu, with a mouth that was a cross between Mariano Rajoy’s and someone wearing a splint.
Then the current Ana Rosa, owner and lady of Tardear, appeared. Dressed in white because it is a color she likes and because those who know say it symbolizes power. She reviewed the women who appeared and performed on television in Spain. Laura Valenzuela, Pilar Miró, “Loló Rico” (sic), Carmen Sevilla, Lina Morgan, la Campos. He has some nice words for his partner and rival on television. The first pinch of the afternoon.
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Ana Rosa Quintana assures that she has her dream partners: Mario Vaquerizo, Alaska, Xavier Sardá, Vicky Martín Berrocal, Angela Rozas (Madame on Instagram). Since it is a free country, the selection criteria are also free, no matter how much Nacho Cano gives him.
Ana Rosa made her debut happy and nervous, another “first time”. He announced this at the beginning of an interview with Ivana Andrés, captain of the women’s soccer team. The public cheered many of her interventions because she always follows the orders of the city councilors and because the woman who lifted the world title deserved it. It will be two very long hours before we hear his voice.
In the middle a very uneven plate of appetizers. There were awkward moments at the first table when a vaquerizo, determined to be the center of attention with supposedly clever one-liners, addressed one of the co-hosts with “Listen to me, boy.” The singer of Las Nancys Rubias is a person who keeps saying things – “incontenencia” instead of incontinence, for example – and then at the slightest moment opens his mouth wide and laughs silently while he waits for the applause brigade.
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The show caught Rubiales in a rest stop with a sandwich in his hand, and all designer Martín Berrocal has to say is, “I don’t know why this man is hungry.”
Current events pose a public danger. Because on the list, if you’re careless, is the news of a young woman’s conviction for touching a man’s ass without consent in a nightclub, and all Alaska thinks about is saying: Time see what will then happen in the lively discos and at Martín Berrocal confessed with lively relief: “I would have liked a touch or something.”
A moment from the first “Tardear” program.
Perro Sanxe took 46 minutes to speak as they spoke about a demonstration by people who feel more like an animal than a human. We must respect, some said, while others called for this to be addressed with the help of a good psychiatrist. Thank God you can’t talk about politics.
In the background a picture of Madrid and its four towers, which are actually five because it is VERY Madrid. Very tasty to snack on. They have an ombudsman they call Elovejas, a man from Soria with a toothpick in his mouth who says country words and is supposedly a celebration of laughter. Mr. Sheep said as soon as he came out, “Besaos, don’t worry, someone will report us.” Laughing with the country, with approval… Mother of Beautiful Love.
They have viral videos and an event section with Manuel Marlasca talking about Daniel Sancho, a clairvoyant monk who was arrested and appeared on First Dates, and several neighbors who are outraged because a neighbor from the same block in their cars ejaculated. “Is ejaculating car sexual abuse?” said Quintana.
They have a perfectly oiled table of the heart, because Quintana is a master at it, only now her employees have to dance when they are introduced. Two anonymous friends of the presenter told her live what they thought of the program Trancas y Barrancas en humano.
And Ivana Andres. An interview in which the same things that have been talked about since the final in Sydney were discussed, but in which Ana Rosa appeared excited. His wife came in live, they gave their three-month-old daughter a gift, some players from years ago and a children’s team from now came out. Let the children sing and raise their voices as José Luis Perales sang.
And all of that was included in that first program. “Tardear”, or rather “Tardejarl”.
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