Updated yesterday at 6:00 am.
The list of films of 2023
10. Anatomy of a decline in poll numbers, with François Legault
9. Just Fucking Simon, starring Simon Jolin-Barrette and Alexandre Leduc
8. The Night Xavier Dolan Retired, with Xavier Dolan
7. Happy days with the Montreal Alouettes
6. No hard feelings, with comedians young and old at the Les Olivier Gala
5. Death Business, with the Hollywood strikers
4. The American touch, with meta
3. The time of a summer, a fall and a winter when people wait in emergency rooms
2. Stupidly Rich, with Elon Musk
1. Barbenheimer, the story of a doll who leaves her world to settle in Los Alamos and grow mushrooms
The list of songs of 2023
10. Let's Take a Walk?, by broken REM users
9. I'm just a Jean Coutu by Ginette Reno
8. Autumn Song, by Bernard Drainville, the distorting cowboy
7. I don't keep you back, sung by Valérie Plante for Dominique Ollivier
6. Something in the orange, at the Montreal cones
5. Cruel Summer, from CF Montreal
4. I need a break from Justin Trudeau
3. The chorus of teachers and nurses makes me sick
2. Like Idiots, by Gérard Depardieu
1. Slightly higher due to inflation
The political winners of 2023
20. What do we do with the first shovel of dirt made for the third link? We will bury the project.
19. “Half of the United States follows me and the other half persecutes me.” -Donald Trump
18. According to a Chinese source, David Johnston will resign from his post as special rapporteur on foreign interference.
17. “The Liberal budget is a scandal! And I can't wait to read about it! » —Pierre Poilievre
16. Bernard Drainville has seven priorities. How many priorities does it take until a priority is no longer a priority?
15. There are more SS than nurses at CIUSSS.
14. Québec Solidaire intends to simplify its speech once all authorities have agreed on the word “simplify”.
13. “To lead Hydro-Québec, we are looking for a light who is willing to step into the background.” » — Pierre Fitzgibbon
12. The conflict in the SQDC lasted nine months, with both parties beating around the bush.
11. “I AM NO OTHER TRUMP!” » —Ron DeSantis
10. Don't miss Big Brother with McKinsey!
9. A Russian probe crashes on the moon. The moon asks to join NATO.
8. There is such a shortage of nurses in the healthcare system that anyone who plays STAT is welcome.
7. “Looking for a CAQ MP from the Quebec region to reconnect with.” » — Eric Duhaime
6. “I will never minimize the work of teachers again. I will never downplay the work of teachers again. I will never downplay the work of teachers again. I will never downplay the work of teachers again. » —Bernard Drainville
5. Justin Trudeau is ready to face Google's robots in a boxing match.
4. Message to Northvolt: The CAQ is losing ground, its battery needs to be replaced.
3. We no longer say the third term, we say the third nothing.
2. To counteract the government-imposed increase in tuition fees for non-French-speaking students, McGill University will launch an advertising campaign featuring Marc-Antoine Dequoy, who will say: “Keep your English!” »
1. The strike at least allowed our schools to be ventilated.
The sports rankings of 2023
10. The Canadian has so many injuries that Kent Hughes considered holding his press conference with Christian Dubé.
9. “Mercury has been retrograde for 56 years. ” – Toronto Maple Leafs
8. Barbiemania is everywhere, even Lionel Messi is now wearing a pink vest.
7. The PGA fell into the Saudi bunker.
6. And if we let artificial intelligence decide what to do with the Olympic Stadium, it would certainly do no worse than natural intelligence.
5. The Canadian has so many injuries that it's no longer the CH, but the CH… UM.
4. Arizona coyotes have as many lives as the coyote in Road Runner.
3. With his eight-year contract, Cole Caufield will have time to grow with the Canadian.
2. To increase CF Montreal's popularity, Joey Saputo asked his players to try out a relationship with Taylor Swift.
1. The bad side: 30 years without a Stanley Cup. The bright side: 30 years without a Stanley Cup upset.
The list of all other companies in 2023
20. It's the trees that lose their branches, but it's the Hydro subscribers that lose connection.
19. Prince Harry pays his bills by topping up his account.
18. It is not only the future of the peregrine falcon, but also the future of Longueuil's deer that is unclear.
17. The quality of the air depends on the quality of the people who lead us.
16. Elon Musk put an X on Twitter.
15. According to Netflix data, there are still many families of 12 in Quebec.
14. Rain is an ignorant firefighter.
13. The problem with climate change is that it changes faster than behavior changes.
12. Not only does the REM go faster than cars, but in Montreal buses, bikes, scooters and pedestrians also go.
11. As the Cardi B incident showed, the music industry has changed a lot: we used to release records, now we release microphones.
10. Paul St-Pierre Plamondon refuses to swear allegiance to Émile Bilodeau.
9. “It's the end of the school year exam rush, I've never worked so hard!” » — ChatGPT
8. Flashy Hollywood stars are the only picketers whose names are engraved on the sidewalk.
7. The highlight of the Barbie effect would be seeing Christiane Charette dressed in candy pink.
6. What a firefighter doesn't say after a month of tirelessly fighting wildfires: “I'm burned out. »
5. From now on, it is the students who take over the teacher's presence.
4. The problem with labor shortages is that there are not enough people to meet them.
3. REM: Stragglers cursed.
2. “The real estate crisis is my business!” » — Tanguy
1. “Summer 2023 holds the record for the hottest summer in history, but not for long.” » — Summer 2024
Goodbye, 2023! We won't be bored! Whatever we say, when we think of you in 20 years, we will say: “Those were the good times!” » This is how memories are made. The older they get, the more beautiful they become. In 2024, let us learn to appreciate the present as it passes, not when it has passed. Happy New Year, friends! I wish you lots of love and health!