Did you see that? The government of Quebec will invest 7.7 billion US dollars in IT projects in the next few years!
Tell me good news!
If we keep collecting successes, as has been the case with our various IT projects for some time, we don’t give up!
We continue !
We weigh the mushroom!
We drive at top speed!
THE MAN FOR THE JOB!
Especially since Éric Caire has to be courted enormously by the private sector these days!
His phone must not stop ringing!
You’ll have to jostle at the gate to get your hands on his collar!
Facebook, Google, Twitter, PornHub – they all dream of luring him into their stable!
Let’s enjoy it while he’s still a pastor!
When you have a man like him on your team, take advantage!
You let him play every night!
Here the billions, here the projects!
After the SAAQ, it’s Revenu Québec’s turn to start the “digital transformation”!
We can’t wait to see what it will bring!
If it’s like the digital health record or the payroll system for civil servants, then it will be Tiguidou!
Hang up your tuque with the brooch!
We will revolutionize the computer world!
You don’t even have to touch your keyboard because as little as $5,000 will be deducted from your account to pay your installments!
Click on the Revenu Québec website to enter your QST number and your microwave oven will turn on!
The shower is on!
The neighbor’s vacuum cleaner is about to come out of the broom closet!
If I were Elon Musk or Bill Gates I would be shaking in my panties!
Go away, a new sheriff is coming, and his name is Cairo, Eric Cairo!
PUNCTUAL !
And the great thing about all these projects is that we meet the deadline!
And the budget!
We do it on time and arrive directly on site!
No cent is spent too much!
For what ? But because it’s the government, come on!
And when the government takes control, it trickles away, I’m telling you!
It backfires!
Go-go-voum!
Check out the REM!
It’s so great that we’ve decided to appoint Michael Sabia, who led this project, to lead Hydro-Québec!
It will turn!
Here we go, Fitzgibboner!
And that’s nothing!
One day the Quebec government will implement artificial intelligence in their ministries!
If you think it’s hot today, you haven’t seen anything!
It’s getting so hot in the offices of Complex G that we have to call the fire brigade!
The term “brainstorming” will not be strong enough to describe what will happen there!
We will turn everything upside down!
We will establish the Institute of Excellence in Institutional Excellence! Responsible for verifying that the Institutes of Excellence are excellent!
We will centralize to better decentralize! And the opposite!
We’re going to draw psychedelic flowcharts!
With assistant cooks and assistant cooks!
We’ll end up with more frames than the Fine Arts Museum!
CONSTRUCTION MANAGER
I just hope we can convince Éric Caire to stay a few more years!
Because we need a project manager who oversees all these projects!
Unless we give the order to a small, up-and-coming company like McKinsey!
At QS, are some minorities better than others?
Manon Massé invited non-binary people to run for Quebec’s Solidaire leadership contest.
Why only invite this minority? Why not extend this invitation to the overweight too? To albinos? Too small people? For the deaf and dumb? To old people?
After all, we are inclusive or not!
Here I have an idea: Why not say that all people are invited to submit their application?
Seems like that would be easier, right?
Justin’s “Bilingualism”
Do you know the “false friends”?
These are two words from two different languages that look the same. Since they’re spelled almost the same, you’d think they mean the same thing, when they don’t.
Like “deception” in French and “deception” in English.
The first means “disappoint” while the second means “betray”. Not the same.
Justin Trudeau spoke a lot about counterintelligence this week. And he never stopped using the word “intelligence” when speaking in French.
In English, “intelligence” means “information”. In French, on the other hand, it means “intellectual abilities”.
Proof that Justin basically speaks English.
F1 or demolition derby?
Archive photo, Martin Chevalier
As you have read, we will be repaving the Circuit Gilles-Villeneuve track for the next F1 race. To ensure drivers can drive in complete safety, we will be using the same tarmac that we used on the streets of Montreal!
We definitely refuse nothing!
I can’t wait to see the different teams’ cars zigzagging between the orange cones…
Let’s hope that the pilots follow Geneviève Guilbault’s advice and “have the reflex” to consult the 511 before setting off at top speed!
