Did you see the nice gift the federal government gave us last week?
As part of its plan of action to promote and protect the country’s official languages, the Trudeau government has announced it will provide $137.5 million to the English-speaking community!
And pinottes to protect the French in Quebec…
Tell me good news!
A BERIED MINORITY
Finally Canada flies in defense of the poor Anglos of Quebec! With real money and not just nice promises!
The English speaking community will be able to use these millions to fight the terrible Laws 21 and 96!
And come to the aid of the minorities abused by the Quebec government!
Because in Quebec, as is well known, the Anglos represent a besieged, intimidated, threatened minority!
By a French-speaking majority crushing everything in its path!
Water has flowed under the bridge since Michèle Lalonde wrote her famous poem Speak White in 1974!
Now it’s the Anglos who are being exploited!
It is they who are bound to speak the language of the conquerors!
They are the water bearers and the white niggers of America!
They live in the Westmount and Kirkland slums!
And who has trouble listening to the orders of the French-speaking foremen, deaf as they are to the noise of the machines over which they bend 10 hours a day for a pittance!
It is now the Anglos who pick up the words of the poetess: “Speak French and speak aloud so that we may hear you from Baie-D’Urfé to Pointe-Claire, what an admirable language to hire, to give orders, set the hour of death at work and pause refreshing and reviving the dollar”!
“Speak pure and terribly white French like in Vietnam or Congo, French is a universal language, we were born to understand it, with its tear gas words, with its bludgeon words! »
YOU WILL WIN!
Anglo Lives Matter friends!
Revolt, Anglo comrades!
Fight the French-speaking bourgeois who will suffocate you under their big boots!
Down with the nationalists à la Legault!
Down with the sovereign beast that’s showing its ugly muzzle once again!
Taïaut, taïaut, my friends!
Defend McGill! Dawson! The study!
Long live FLAQ! The Quebec Anglo Liberation Front!
It’s time for action!
Blow up mailboxes! Take to the streets! Make Montreal an independent and free republic!
Build statues of Balarama Holness! Mordecai Richler! Mitch Garber!
Get your back up, my dear old friends!
No more shame! No more bread!
Finally leave the Westmount ghetto where René Lévesque’s children locked you and invade the streets of Saint-Henri!
You also have the right to eat Roteux mustard relish at Chez Paul in Pointe-Saint-Charles or at Normand Patates in Verdun!
Get inspiration from PKP and shout “IN ENGLISH PLEASE!” at a Cowboys Fringants show!
Why “Hello! Hello! When can you just say hello?
Luckily Canada comes to your rescue, otherwise what would happen to your language, your culture?
