Woody Harrelson joined Saturday Night Live’s five-timers club last night and marked the occasion with an anti-vaccination monologue. Well what did we expect? After all, this is a man who once posted (and later deleted) the conspiracy theory that 5G internet was to blame for the COVID pandemic and told Vanity Fair last year that he thinks masking protocols are absurd because he ” the germ theory does not believe in that.”
Harrelson began his monologue by noting that he starts smoking weed at noon and “gets dumber as the day goes on.” So maybe it was on purpose that he rambled around a bit for the next few minutes of the night show. However, the self-proclaimed “anarchist, Marxist, ethical hedonist, nondiscriminatory empath, epistemological deconstructionist, Texan” finally got to the point, using the plot of a film script he had previously rejected as a metaphor for his thoughts on vaccination regulations. “The biggest drug cartels in the world get together and buy up all the media and all the politicians and force all the people of the world to stay locked in their homes and the only way people can get out is if they take the cartel drugs – and keep them shut take – over and over again,” he said. Watch him explain above how incredible “this crazy idea” was to him.