Parents share the creepiest things their kids and toddlers have EVER said to them, from talking to ghosts to asking them to ‘dig up’ bones in a graveyard.
- Parents Reveal Creepy Things Their Little Kids Said to Them
- Hundreds of parents have shared their kids’ creepy witticisms on a Facebook thread.
- Many told how their children asked about an imaginary figure in the room.
- Others said their children gave eerily specific details about alleged past lives.
- Some children made sinister missteps, like the one who said her doll had been set on fire.
Parents share the creepiest things their toddlers have ever told them, from questions about invisible figures to even details about alleged past lives.
In a post on the popular Mouth of Mams Facebook page, when asked “What’s the scariest thing your child has ever said to you?” was staged, receiving hundreds of responses from parents who shared their stories.
The most common stories were about children seeing people in the room who weren’t there, while many parents recounted innocent misunderstandings, such as one child who asked if their mom’s hair was turning gray means she was going to die soon. .
Parents shared the creepiest thing their kids have ever said to them on a Facebook thread, including sharing details about alleged past lives and seeing invisible figures.
“I was in the bathroom one night and my then three-year-old daughter ran into the bathroom, closed the door, put her finger to her lips and said, ‘Shh, the man is coming. and turned off the light,” one mom wrote.
“I’m glad I was in the toilet because I was fucking,” she joked.
“Who is this man standing at the door?”… From my bedroom we were alone at home,” recalled another.
One father told a particularly creepy story about how his young son was frightened by “a man in the road yelling at them” at 2am while waiting for roadside assistance when their car broke down.
“Then he asked to come forward with us when the man yelled out his window… there was no one again,” the father said.
The most common stories were about children who saw people in the room, such as the boy who asked his mother about the “man at the door” when they were alone at home.
There were also hilariously naive oddities, some of which turned out to be unintentionally ominous, such as a child who asks his mother if they will die if they “rip off all their skin”, and a young man who wanted to go to the cemetery to “dig up the bones” .
“My son said, ‘Mom, I noticed that you have gray hair,’ and then, with tears in his eyes, he asked, ‘Does this mean that you will die soon?’” said one parent.
“That her doll sets fire to … she is two years old,” wrote the second.
“Past the cemetery – mom, I will come to you soon,” said one of the parents.
“Past the cemetery – mom, I’ll come to you soon,” commented the third.
“My son was five years old and he said to me: “Mom, when you die, I will get your car, hooray,” commented another.
Others were just funny, like the two-year-old Australian who introduced himself as Donald Trump.
“My two-year-old kept coming up to people and saying, ‘Hi, I’m Donald Trump’ — we live in Australia,” the mom explained.
“Told me I was turning 70,” said another.
“My daughter said she wants to be my husband,” shared a third.
“My daughter was 12 years old, she told me she was going to cheat me in a nursing home,” said a worried parent.
One parent recounted how their two-year-old child ominously said that their doll liked to light fires.
Some of the children spoke at length about alleged past lives, and one parent recalled a time when her toddler gave an eerily detailed description of being imprisoned in the old castle.
“Hey mom, do you see that castle over there? I died there.” He said that the castle was the old Pentridge prison, and then: “I lived there because the policeman thought I stole the diamonds, but it wasn’t me who stole them, but yes, I died there,” they said.
“This same child told me all about when he was a father. I resigned myself to the fact that the children are bastards, ”added the parent.