you loved The Charlots make Spain, The Charlot Musketeers And The Charlots vs Dracula?
So don’t miss Les Charlots build a 3rd link, their hilarious new comedy that pushes the boundaries of humor!
THE RETURN OF TI-CAIRO!
The film premiered on Wednesday and got audiences laughing. Minister Bernard Drainville wept, he was so tense!
It must be said that the authors provided the package!
First good idea: The authors brought out the character of Éric Caire, who had made the viewers laugh so much in the previous work Les Charlots s’embarsent dans l’informatique.
In this new adventure, François, leader of the Charlots, creates a political party. In order to secure the votes of voters in a strategic region, he promises to dig a tunnel.
But not just any tunnel: the largest tunnel in the world! A tunnel so wide that no existing device can dig it!
“But how are you going to dig this tunnel? we ask him.
— Quite simply: We are building the largest tunnel boring machine in the world!
“And how do you want to build this tunnel boring machine?”
— By building the largest tunnel boring machine in the world!”
Well, of course the situations and twists are absurd and don’t hold water for two seconds (how can a province that’s turned RVs into schools embark on such a pharaonic project while promising tax cuts?), but we gain in humor what we lose Truthfulness.
LAUGHTER AND TEARS
The funniest part is when François asks his ministers to go into the field to sell his tunnel project… even though he has NO impact study in his pocket!!!
Ministers involved talk nonsense and throw out every number, Caire says he’s ready to donate his blood, Drainville (cheek in the wind) protests he doesn’t care about greenhouse gases, Biron (who opposed the project) skates and stutters – in short, since Angélo, Frédo and Roméo we have never laughed so much.
And as in all good comedy, laughter gives way to tears at the end, while chef François keeps his promise and his ministers, whom he sent to the four corners of the province to sell his famous project, find Gros. Jean as front, her reputation in fluff and her credibility in crumbs.
In short, great entertainment!
One of the best films in the series, with Les Charlots calling for new powers in Ottawa and Les Charlots overhauling the voting system.
We’re already looking forward to the next one – which my sources say will be called Les Charlots contre la Cour Suprême.
ARE THE LIBERALS WOKES?
Finally, remember that the Charlots film is paired with a tasty short film: The Liberals attacking the Wokes!
Lost and not knowing what to invent to pull their party out of the hole it has been languishing in for several years, two PLQ lawmakers are demanding that the text of the CAQ surrogacy bill replace the term “surrogate” with “future.” carrier” replaces more inclusive!
During the presentation of this short film, Marc Tanguay, the party’s interim leader, announced his pregnancy and took the opportunity to present his new critique of education: Barbada.
Protest from home?
Striking federal officials are demanding pay rises. “But not only”, as my children would say.
The list of their non-wage demands is 224 pages long! Among them: to continue working from home, as has been possible during the pandemic.
As Yves Daoust, the journal’s Money Editor, pointed out to me, “It’s funny, isn’t it? You don’t want to have to drive to the office to work. But when it’s time to picket, no problem, they hop in their car!
When is the right to remote picket granted?
Non-performance-related bonuses
Photo archive, Agency QMI
Caisse de dépôt employees received $193 million in awards despite a negative return in 2022 and despite the organization having its worst year since 2008!
Try asking your boss for a bonus if you made him lose money! I’m not sure if he would agree…
I promised my son a guitar if he gets good grades at the end of the year. What message would I send him if I bought him a guitar even if he failed his class?
Is it asking too much that performance bonuses are linked to… performance?
What about non-binary inmates?
Thanks to a new policy passed last year, an inmate need only identify herself as a woman to be transferred to a women’s prison.
This even if he was convicted of sexually assaulting women!
No more hormone therapy or going under the knife… All the prisoner has to do is say, “I feel like a woman inside,” and the women’s prison doors open like magic!
What if the prisoner lies? But come on, criminals always tell the truth, that’s well known!
